AWAs finally got da All Star (Roster)

[shapeshifter]

(The fans sit around the arena that the AWA is in tonight when the tron lights up and music fills the building.)

(The newest AWA Superstar, Jackson Kage, emerges from the back. He has a cocky smile on his face as some fans cheer, knowing who he is. He carries a white hand towel as he poses with his arms out, to show his body. He heads to the ring and slides right in. Jackson Kage poses up on the turnbuckle as he jumps down and onto his feet. He smiles as the music dies out and the tron turns to show a portrait of him.)


Jackson Kage: Now, I know there be a lot of you that don't know who I am. Lemme tell you, I'm 'The All Star' Jackson Kage! I'm da man with Da punch heard round da world! I'm da man who's gonna take dis place by storm, through da roof!


(Jackson Kage looks around with a cocky grin on his face as he raises his mic again.)


Jackson Kage: What a perfect opp to come. In a few weeks, da chosen GM Jonas Lee and Timmy Draven made a killa main event for Unfinished Bi'ness. A match where anyone can become da world champ. I plan on struttin into the match, knock out every motha' that's gonna be in da ring wit' da punch.

(Jackson Kage raises a fist to his face and kisses his knuckles then swings a slow punch. He paces a bit as he continues.)

Jackson Kage: The way I see it, there be to much drama in this motha'. The best way to solve that issue is to bring in da only real all star. I mean, come on. Why wouldn't you want Jackson Kage? I'ma golden gloves winner. I swim with olympic trainers. I train with Dan Severn and Tony Atlas. I got da punch, da strength, da stamina and erythin else I need to be da AWA World Champ! But, what I want, is for Da chosen GM to come out here and give me a match for Revolution. I want someone to make an example outta. I wanna knock some heads off, leave bitches layin out cold yo!

(Jackson Kage lowers the mic and waits, looking up at the entrance)

[SLAM II]

The fans get to their feet as soon as David Slam 2's music fills the air. Kage rubs his chin looking at the entrance a cocky 'Im not scared' look on his face, and out comes Slam 2.

-MTMT- "Since his debut as the son of David Slam's son this youngman has been on fire"

-Jesse Ventura- "A true underdog!"

-MTMT- "Indeed. At last months pay-per-view he faced his father in a brutal hardcore match, he won, this past Anarchy he went against Vangoric and wife Beater, and yet still he won!"

-Jesse Ventura- "His daddy helped him in the last bout!"

-MTMT- "From dirty tactics on Wife Beaters team!"

Slam 2 removed his rough looking cowboy hat from his head and marched down the ring, spitting a big mouthful of chew on the entrance ramp. He rolled into the ring and took the microphone that Kage was offering him. Slam took it and his music faded away.

-Slam 2- "Before I speak you because I want to make sure you hear real well. Can I get a speaker out here for me?"



"Basic Thuganomics" by John Cena plays over the pa-system and from the back comes David Slam senior dressed as a wigger. The crowd is laughing as Slam senior comes stalking down the ramp grabbing his sack waving his hand in front of him yelling "YEAH BOI!!".

-Jesse Ventura- "What is this?"

Slam senior slides into the ring taking out a microphone he had tucked into his baggy pants. The music fades away.

-David Slam- "WASSUP YO BOI!!!"

Slam senior extends his hand to Kage who just looks at it.

-David Slam- "Don' do da brotha like tha' yo boi!! Dang duuue wassup? Wassup?"

Slam senior does a little dance shrugging at Kage.

-Slam 2- "This is my boy, Slammizzle. Now he is going to speak to you in your words of understanding"

Slam 2 clears his throat.

-Slam 2- "Fuck you black boy, this upcoming Monday the only thing your colored ass is going to be knocking out is some pretty dents I'm going to leave in your forehead"

-Slammizzle- "Check it yo, Monday yo ass is go'n be only knockin' dents up out cho' fo head, dawg!"

-Slam 2- "I think this place has enough talent already and I don't need your ass around making a mochery of this fair game. Once we let one in its nesting season and we soon have twelve more like you"

-Slammizzle- "Da to many niggaz around hur!"

Kage crackes his knuckles.

-Slam 2- "Don't make me laugh boy, I've taken on bigger shits then us combined. Your a joke and Monday I'm going to show you just how much of a joke you are, because I'm going to choke your big black ass out!"

-Slammizzle- "FOSHO NIGGA!!! LIGHTS OUT YO!!! FUCK YOU!!"

Both Slams rush at Kage who is caught off guard. Both Slams knee him in the gut, he bends over, and right into a double team DDT. The fans are giving off a mixed reaction. Slam 2 gets back up to his feet first picking Kage up by the hair.

-Slam 2- "Welcome home, boy!"

He laughs and pings the microphone off his head. "Smoke & wine" by Hank 3 hits the pa-system once again. and the scene fades with both Slam's celebrating in the ring.

((just trying to get something going for you man.))