Post by Anthony Jordan on Sept 11, 2009 16:27:25 GMT -4
*The scene opens up with Chris Sonnier and "The Role Model" standing in front of an AWA backdrop. With his microphone in hand, Sonnier begins a second after the camera comes to life.*
Sonnier: "I'm here with the former two-time Undisputed World Champion, Anthony Jordan."
Jordan: "Never pinned to end either reign, Chris."
Sonnier: "Yes, excuse me."
*Jordan nods and accepts the apology.*
Sonnier: "You are facing Conner O'Shea at Anarchy. What are your thoughts on that match?"
Jordan: "It will not be much of a match. You have the most decorated champion in wrestling history against a guy who had trouble winning the British Title in BWA as 'All 80s.' I am not expecting to face much competition, but that does not mean I am taking this match lightly."
Sonnier: "You aren't?"
Jordan: "No. This is my first chance to send a statement as a newly independent wrestler, and it is a chance to put the AWA on notice. I am destined to be a three-time Undisputed World Champion and a resounding defeat of Conner O'Shea will show the rest of the roster just how pointless it will be to show up for the match."
Sonnier: "And what of MJ Windsor?"
*Jordan just shrugs.*
Jordan: "Just another competitor to defeat.*
Sonnier: "So you won't go out of your way to beat him?"
Jordan: "If it comes down to him and me, then I will defeat him. If he gets pinned before that, then I will be the new found millionaire. The worst thing I can do is let personal feelings interject themselves into the match. I just have to beat whomever is dumb enough to get in my way until no one is left. That is my only goal."
Sonnier: "So you aren't bothered by the chances of him trying to steal your girlfriend, Chantelle, and play some sort of mind games?"
*Jordan glares at Sonnier for daring to suggest that and coldly responds.*
Jordan: "No."
Voice: "Yeah, I don't think AJ would mind Chantelle being stolen."
*Ripper walks into the shot grinning.*
Ripper: "We all know he likes..."
*Ripper is cut off by Jordan.*
Jojrdan: "Men? Real original. Telling gay jokes all the time does not get old or anything."
*Ripper looks taken aback at Jordan's sarcasm.*
Ripper: "I was gonna say 'big, beautiful women.'"
*At first, "The Role Model" is shocked that Ripper didn't go for the gay joke. Taking this as a sign that Ripper is warming up to the idea of him as a partner, Jordan gives his goofy grin and starts laughing.*
Jordan: "The only thing 'beautiful' about bigger women is the arc my projectile vomit takes when I look at one!"
*Ripper bites his tongue as Jordan slaps him and the chest and turns around. In the middle of his laughter, Jordan comes face-to-face with a larger woman. The color drains out of 'The Role Model's' face as he knows he was heard. He tries to stammer out some sort of explanation, but is knocked off his feet with an uppercut. The woman looks down and sneers at him. Ripper approaches her and grins.*
Ripper: "I don't know where he gets off saying bigger women aren't beautiful. That was beautiful, Bertha."
*Bertha smiles and hugs the unsuspecting Ripper. She reaches down and squeezes his ass making the Undisputed World Champion jump up in shock and fear. She walks away and gives a wink as Jordan stumbles up to his feet groaning.*
Ripper: "Quit your moaning. I got the worst of this encounter."
*Ripper walks off in the opposite direction as Sonnier rejoins Jordan.*
Sonnier: "Better hope she's not on the roster. HAHAHA!"
*Jordan gives Sonnier an evil glare, which shuts the pudgy interviewer up. Jordan then stalks off as we fade to black.*
Sonnier: "I'm here with the former two-time Undisputed World Champion, Anthony Jordan."
Jordan: "Never pinned to end either reign, Chris."
Sonnier: "Yes, excuse me."
*Jordan nods and accepts the apology.*
Sonnier: "You are facing Conner O'Shea at Anarchy. What are your thoughts on that match?"
Jordan: "It will not be much of a match. You have the most decorated champion in wrestling history against a guy who had trouble winning the British Title in BWA as 'All 80s.' I am not expecting to face much competition, but that does not mean I am taking this match lightly."
Sonnier: "You aren't?"
Jordan: "No. This is my first chance to send a statement as a newly independent wrestler, and it is a chance to put the AWA on notice. I am destined to be a three-time Undisputed World Champion and a resounding defeat of Conner O'Shea will show the rest of the roster just how pointless it will be to show up for the match."
Sonnier: "And what of MJ Windsor?"
*Jordan just shrugs.*
Jordan: "Just another competitor to defeat.*
Sonnier: "So you won't go out of your way to beat him?"
Jordan: "If it comes down to him and me, then I will defeat him. If he gets pinned before that, then I will be the new found millionaire. The worst thing I can do is let personal feelings interject themselves into the match. I just have to beat whomever is dumb enough to get in my way until no one is left. That is my only goal."
Sonnier: "So you aren't bothered by the chances of him trying to steal your girlfriend, Chantelle, and play some sort of mind games?"
*Jordan glares at Sonnier for daring to suggest that and coldly responds.*
Jordan: "No."
Voice: "Yeah, I don't think AJ would mind Chantelle being stolen."
*Ripper walks into the shot grinning.*
Ripper: "We all know he likes..."
*Ripper is cut off by Jordan.*
Jojrdan: "Men? Real original. Telling gay jokes all the time does not get old or anything."
*Ripper looks taken aback at Jordan's sarcasm.*
Ripper: "I was gonna say 'big, beautiful women.'"
*At first, "The Role Model" is shocked that Ripper didn't go for the gay joke. Taking this as a sign that Ripper is warming up to the idea of him as a partner, Jordan gives his goofy grin and starts laughing.*
Jordan: "The only thing 'beautiful' about bigger women is the arc my projectile vomit takes when I look at one!"
*Ripper bites his tongue as Jordan slaps him and the chest and turns around. In the middle of his laughter, Jordan comes face-to-face with a larger woman. The color drains out of 'The Role Model's' face as he knows he was heard. He tries to stammer out some sort of explanation, but is knocked off his feet with an uppercut. The woman looks down and sneers at him. Ripper approaches her and grins.*
Ripper: "I don't know where he gets off saying bigger women aren't beautiful. That was beautiful, Bertha."
*Bertha smiles and hugs the unsuspecting Ripper. She reaches down and squeezes his ass making the Undisputed World Champion jump up in shock and fear. She walks away and gives a wink as Jordan stumbles up to his feet groaning.*
Ripper: "Quit your moaning. I got the worst of this encounter."
*Ripper walks off in the opposite direction as Sonnier rejoins Jordan.*
Sonnier: "Better hope she's not on the roster. HAHAHA!"
*Jordan gives Sonnier an evil glare, which shuts the pudgy interviewer up. Jordan then stalks off as we fade to black.*
