Post by Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy on Sept 25, 2009 18:29:20 GMT -4
:: The camera opens up on a gloomy corridor. The corridor is run down and cobwebs fester in every corner. Spiders scuttle back and forth along the wall and very little light seems to be coming from a lone bulb that swings back and forth from the ceiling. From off screen the darkness is broken by a stream of light coming from a torch which is being carried by “The Hardcore Madman.” Ripper is accompanied by Croc and while Ripper seems to be attempting to fit into the atmosphere-creeping around-Croc is having none of it and is walking upright unimpressed with the situation the two seem to be in ::
Croc: “Will you just walk normally?”
Ripper: “But this place could be haunted.”
Croc: “You’re trying to tell me that the basement under the AWA arena is haunted? Do you honestly believe that?”
Ripper: “No but it makes for better viewing. Look at most haunted.”
Croc: “That show sucks and you know it.”
Ripper: “I know.”
:: Ripper stands up straight, a defeated look on his face as he switches of his torch and flicks a switch on the wall. Sure enough the embedded roof lights come on bathing the room in the usual sodium glow you get in most places commercial buildings. ::
Croc: “Anyway why the hell are we here again?”
Ripper: “You just never listen to me do you?”
Croc: “I try not to but every now and again you break through.”
Ripper: “We are here because months ago I invited Lil’ Bob here. I then proceeded to keep him in the closet as at first I left him at the airport and he was sulking. Then I just simply forgot about him.”
Croc: “I can’t believe you thought it would be a good idea to bring him back”
Ripper: “I thought it would be funny. Plus he could irritate AJ.”
Croc: “I kind of see the point.”
Ripper: “So the other day I suddenly remembered about him. Unfortunately there was a hole in the back of the cupboard through which I can only assume Bob escaped and that has led us down here.”
Croc: “But why would Bob be in the old abandoned basement?”
Ripper: “Why does AJ still attempt to convince us he is straight? It is a mystery of the universe.”
Croc: “He tries because he wants to be just like me.”
Ripper: “You know what...That actually makes perfect sense.”
Croc: “That was an insult wasn’t it?”
Ripper: “Kind of.”
Croc: “So why do we want to find Bob anyway? Can’t we just leave him to rot down here?”
Ripper: “We could but the basement leads to every single part of the arena. Do you want Bob to have access to the whole arena? Even your locker room?”
:: Croc’s eyes widen at the prospect of Bob being able to get into his room when he isn’t around.::
Croc: “We have to stop him.”
:: Croc reaches over and grabs a well placed lead pipe and runs off down the corridor leaving Ripper to give chase.::
Croc: “BOB IF I FIND YOU I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”
Ripper: “DON’T SCARE HIM! When backed into a corner we don’t know what he is capable off!”
Croc: “Will you just walk normally?”
Ripper: “But this place could be haunted.”
Croc: “You’re trying to tell me that the basement under the AWA arena is haunted? Do you honestly believe that?”
Ripper: “No but it makes for better viewing. Look at most haunted.”
Croc: “That show sucks and you know it.”
Ripper: “I know.”
:: Ripper stands up straight, a defeated look on his face as he switches of his torch and flicks a switch on the wall. Sure enough the embedded roof lights come on bathing the room in the usual sodium glow you get in most places commercial buildings. ::
Croc: “Anyway why the hell are we here again?”
Ripper: “You just never listen to me do you?”
Croc: “I try not to but every now and again you break through.”
Ripper: “We are here because months ago I invited Lil’ Bob here. I then proceeded to keep him in the closet as at first I left him at the airport and he was sulking. Then I just simply forgot about him.”
Croc: “I can’t believe you thought it would be a good idea to bring him back”
Ripper: “I thought it would be funny. Plus he could irritate AJ.”
Croc: “I kind of see the point.”
Ripper: “So the other day I suddenly remembered about him. Unfortunately there was a hole in the back of the cupboard through which I can only assume Bob escaped and that has led us down here.”
Croc: “But why would Bob be in the old abandoned basement?”
Ripper: “Why does AJ still attempt to convince us he is straight? It is a mystery of the universe.”
Croc: “He tries because he wants to be just like me.”
Ripper: “You know what...That actually makes perfect sense.”
Croc: “That was an insult wasn’t it?”
Ripper: “Kind of.”
Croc: “So why do we want to find Bob anyway? Can’t we just leave him to rot down here?”
Ripper: “We could but the basement leads to every single part of the arena. Do you want Bob to have access to the whole arena? Even your locker room?”
:: Croc’s eyes widen at the prospect of Bob being able to get into his room when he isn’t around.::
Croc: “We have to stop him.”
:: Croc reaches over and grabs a well placed lead pipe and runs off down the corridor leaving Ripper to give chase.::
Croc: “BOB IF I FIND YOU I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”
Ripper: “DON’T SCARE HIM! When backed into a corner we don’t know what he is capable off!”
