Post by SLAM II on Oct 10, 2009 12:09:19 GMT -4
The scene opens up with Slam 2, Slam Senior, and a man holding a camera. Slam 2 sits a basket on the counter in front of him, Slam senior is sitting down bags of fruit on the counter, and the man holding the camera is filming all of it.[/color]
-Slam 2- "Welcome everyone to how to make a basket of fruit, for the Connection!"
-David Slam- "Speical guest's Undisputed AWA champion Slam 2!"
-Slam 2- "And David Slam senior"
Slam senior took a tub of sour cream, a tub of Rocotta cheese, and then he sits a test tube rack of different tubes on the counter.[/color]
-Slam 2- "The reson behind this is because I want the Connection to face me in a steel cage, so I believe the only way to do this is to coax them piss them off get their payback! So hell yeah!"
-David Slam- "So we start with the base of the fruit basket!"
-Slam 2- "Right ol' man. These fruits have been rubbed over the nastiest uncleaned asses, the biggest STD twats, and of course the back of my BALL SACK!!"
Then Slam senior opens all the tubs and takes different tubes and pours the subsitnces down into the tubs.[/color]
-David Slam- "You can find all types of weird shit in dumps, sperm clinics, and of course my favorite....BEER SHITS!!"
He takes the last tube which has brown liquid in it and pours it into the last tub of cream cheese then begins to mix it up.[/color]
-Slam 2- "This will all go nicely with crackers! AND AN ASS WHIPPIN'!"
Slam 2 reaches down into his pants and jerks it back out four finger fulls of pubic hair which he throws into a bag of lettuce, then he does it again, and again.[/color]
-David Slam- "Ah the pubic hair surprise salad...WITH A SIDE OF ASS WHIPPIN'!"
-Slam 2- "Oh trust me, there will be plenty of sides containing ass whippings in their next month of meals! Dirty tactics Connection has its dirty reactions!! Want to cheaply attack me from behind? Well mother fuckers man up and come face me when I know your there....Bitches! Get Fed-EX on the phone we have a package to send out..."
-David Slam- "To whom should I adress it do?"
-Slam 2- "AWA for the Connection...From your biggest friend in the buisness....Slam 2 Truce?"
-Slam 2- "Welcome everyone to how to make a basket of fruit, for the Connection!"
-David Slam- "Speical guest's Undisputed AWA champion Slam 2!"
-Slam 2- "And David Slam senior"
Slam senior took a tub of sour cream, a tub of Rocotta cheese, and then he sits a test tube rack of different tubes on the counter.[/color]
-Slam 2- "The reson behind this is because I want the Connection to face me in a steel cage, so I believe the only way to do this is to coax them piss them off get their payback! So hell yeah!"
-David Slam- "So we start with the base of the fruit basket!"
-Slam 2- "Right ol' man. These fruits have been rubbed over the nastiest uncleaned asses, the biggest STD twats, and of course the back of my BALL SACK!!"
Then Slam senior opens all the tubs and takes different tubes and pours the subsitnces down into the tubs.[/color]
-David Slam- "You can find all types of weird shit in dumps, sperm clinics, and of course my favorite....BEER SHITS!!"
He takes the last tube which has brown liquid in it and pours it into the last tub of cream cheese then begins to mix it up.[/color]
-Slam 2- "This will all go nicely with crackers! AND AN ASS WHIPPIN'!"
Slam 2 reaches down into his pants and jerks it back out four finger fulls of pubic hair which he throws into a bag of lettuce, then he does it again, and again.[/color]
-David Slam- "Ah the pubic hair surprise salad...WITH A SIDE OF ASS WHIPPIN'!"
-Slam 2- "Oh trust me, there will be plenty of sides containing ass whippings in their next month of meals! Dirty tactics Connection has its dirty reactions!! Want to cheaply attack me from behind? Well mother fuckers man up and come face me when I know your there....Bitches! Get Fed-EX on the phone we have a package to send out..."
-David Slam- "To whom should I adress it do?"
-Slam 2- "AWA for the Connection...From your biggest friend in the buisness....Slam 2 Truce?"
