Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Oct 15, 2009 14:43:05 GMT -4
*There was a huge podium with the CEO of the AWA, Timothy Draven standing behind it. He is dressed to perfection, as usual. There are two tables set up, one on each side of the podium. Sitting at the table on the left side of the podium was The New Connection, MJ Windsor, The AWA Hardcore Champion, Kevin Kash, and Khris Heaven. Sitting at the table on the right side of the podium was The New Connection, The EPWF World Heavyweight Champion The Enforcer, Bo Benjamins, and Bo Benjamins girlfriend Jill. The New Connection was decked out in nice dress clothes like they normally are. Meanwhile, The New High Rollers were decked out in jeans and T-Shirts that read “The New High Rollers….Better Than Ever.” The crowd was filled with reporters from all over the world. The main reporters however were from the AWA and the EPWF. Timothy Draven cleared his throat and began the house announcement.*
Timothy Draven: Consider yourselves all to be extremely lucky because today, you’re getting a mixed brand interview. You’re getting the most dominant stable in the AWA, The New Connection, and you’re also getting the most dominant stable in the EPWF, The New High Rollers! This is by far, a historical night!
*Flashes go off from the crowd. Everyone is trying to snap the perfect shot.*
Timothy Draven: Right here, in front of you, you’ve two separate stables, which are running things on two different shows. This has never happened before. Back in the days of the WWF/WCW wars, you’d never see D-Generation-X and the now doing interviews together. Now a days, you’d never see Legacy and The Main Event Mafia doing interviews together….and do you know why? Because no one has ever had the balls to make something like this happen. Lets face it, what I have done, is something that’s unheard of. I manage two separate stables. The New Connection has AWA Gold, and The New High Rollers have EPWF Gold. We’re royalty. We’re legends, and legends in the making. Face it, MJ Windsor is a future hall of famer. The Enforcer sealed the deal by winning the EPWF World Heavyweight Championship. Kevin Kash has all the potential in the world to be a hall of famer some day, and Bo Benjamins, a former AWA World Heavyweight Champion, could very well end up in the AWA Hall Of Fame some day as well. You’ve got four men here….four men that are all hungry to be the very best….and that’s why they are all under my wing. That’s why I have put forth so much effort into these men. The New Connection and I run the AWA, and The New High Rollers are taking control over the EPWF. They’re going to make sure that people like Nicholas Jacob Draven and Hardcore Fred never amount to anything.
*Suddenly, The Enforcer stands up. He places his EPWF World Heavyweight Championship over his right shoulder and walks up to the podium. Timothy Draven takes a step backwards and gives The Enforcer a moment to speak.*
The Enforcer: I explained to you a long time ago that one day, I would be a freak unleashed….and when I was….there would be hell to pay for a lot of people. You see, as soon as news broke about Nicholas Jacob Draven creating a new federation, I knew it was my time. I went directly to my long time friend, Timothy Draven, and I told him I wanted to go to the EPWF. While I loved working for Timothy Draven, I knew I could go to the EPWF and destroy everyone. That’s when Timothy Draven told me he had a huge idea. He told me he wanted to “fire” me from the AWA. He knew his son would see this, and immediately offer me a contract. Sure enough, on a Sunday evening, Timothy Draven released me from the AWA, and by 7am the next morning, I had a phone call from Nicholas Jacob Draven, asking me to sign a contract. It was rather funny though when Bo Benjamins was brought into the deal. He had been released from the AWA for a while. He needed time off to heal from injuries. Well, as soon as Timothy Draven started to talk about plans, he told me he had someone else in mind. As soon as I heard it was Bo Benjamins, I knew we were going to be unstoppable.
*The Enforcer slaps his EPWF World Heavyweight Championship a couple times. The flashes go off even more.*
The Enforcer: So you look at Wrestlefest I, and you see what happened. Just like Timothy Draven said….we took over. We destroyed everyone in front of us, and from that moment on, there no longer was an EPWF….there was only The New High Rollers!
*Bo Benjamin stands up and walks next to The Enforcer. The Enforcer takes a seat. Bo Benjamins looks out at the interviewers.*
Bo Benjamins: Whats up you bunch of dumb fucks!
*There is a loud roar of boo’s from the interviewers.*
Bo Benjamins: It’s amazing to me. Time passes, but one thing remains the same. You’re all still a bunch of low life fucks with no life!
*The Enforcer claps his hands in agreement. The New Connection claps as well.*
Bo Benjamins: Let’s make something crystal clear. This whole thing that’s taken place has been a plan. An incredibly brilliant plan set forth by an incredibly brilliant man…Timothy Draven! You see, when we sat down and planned this, Timothy Draven told us that we were giving The Enforcer the chance he deserved to destroy everyone. I’m a mother fucking team player. I back up my friends no matter what the cost. If Timothy Draven says it’s The Enforcers time to shine, then mother fucker, you’d better believe I’m going to back him up. So understand this, no matter what, I support The Enforcer as the EPWF World Heavyweight Champion. But Whitey Ford, understand this….I’m coming after the EPWF Xtreme PPV Championship. At the next PPV, I want a title shot. As for anyone who’s planning on going after The Enforcer….I suggest that you think twice. Hardcore Fred, Nicholas Jacob Draven, and anyone else who thinks they’ve got a chance….think again. The New High Rollers are on top of the EPWF World, and no one’s going to stop us….NO ONE!
*Bo Benjamins takes a seat next to his girlfriend Jill. Timothy Draven stands up once again and walks up to the podium.*
Timothy Draven: So now that we’ve talked about the EPWF….
*Suddenly, from the doorway, in walks Nicholas Jacob Draven and Hardcore Fred. Both guys have EPWF T-Shirts on. Nicholas Jacob Draven has a microphone in hand and has no problems interrupting his father.*
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Whoaaaaaaa Pops….you might wanna hold up right there. Just because you’re the almighty and great Timothy Draven doesn’t mean that you get to come out here with your stables full of morons and make all the rules. The EPWF is MY FEDERATION….so what happens in the EPWF IS UP TO ME….NOT YOU!
*Timothy Draven has a cocky look on his face.*
Nicholas Jacob Draven: So understand this….next month, we’ve got a PPV on November 1st called EPWF PRESENTS: NOVEMBER 2 REMEMBER!!!! At that PPV, The Enforcer will put his EPWF World Heavyweight Championship on the line against….HARDCORE FRED….BO BENJAMINS….AND MYSELF….NICHOLAS JACOB DRAVEN!
*Flashes were going off like crazy. The Enforcer had a grin on his face.*
Timothy Draven: Do you think we’re supposed to be worried about that match. You’re putting yourselves in a match against The New High Rollers….you guys don’t have a chance.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: You might not think so….but how long will The Enforcer be able to keep one of us from pinning the weakest link, Bo Benjamins? Remember, The Enforcer won’t need to be pinned to lose the title. Hell, maybe I’ll walk into the match, lay down, and let Hardcore Fred pin me. Sure, I won’t win the title, but honestly, knowing that you assholes aren’t the champion will be well worth it! So Enforcer, enjoy your month….because at November 2 Remember, you’re going to lose that title….one way or another!
Timothy Draven: SECURITY, GET THESE UNINVITED GUESTS OUT OF MY BUILDING!
*Sure enough, security comes in to escort NJD and Hardcore Fred from the building. While this is happening, MJ Windsor stands up and heads to the podium. What does he have to say?*
(please let MJW reply first)
Timothy Draven: Consider yourselves all to be extremely lucky because today, you’re getting a mixed brand interview. You’re getting the most dominant stable in the AWA, The New Connection, and you’re also getting the most dominant stable in the EPWF, The New High Rollers! This is by far, a historical night!
*Flashes go off from the crowd. Everyone is trying to snap the perfect shot.*
Timothy Draven: Right here, in front of you, you’ve two separate stables, which are running things on two different shows. This has never happened before. Back in the days of the WWF/WCW wars, you’d never see D-Generation-X and the now doing interviews together. Now a days, you’d never see Legacy and The Main Event Mafia doing interviews together….and do you know why? Because no one has ever had the balls to make something like this happen. Lets face it, what I have done, is something that’s unheard of. I manage two separate stables. The New Connection has AWA Gold, and The New High Rollers have EPWF Gold. We’re royalty. We’re legends, and legends in the making. Face it, MJ Windsor is a future hall of famer. The Enforcer sealed the deal by winning the EPWF World Heavyweight Championship. Kevin Kash has all the potential in the world to be a hall of famer some day, and Bo Benjamins, a former AWA World Heavyweight Champion, could very well end up in the AWA Hall Of Fame some day as well. You’ve got four men here….four men that are all hungry to be the very best….and that’s why they are all under my wing. That’s why I have put forth so much effort into these men. The New Connection and I run the AWA, and The New High Rollers are taking control over the EPWF. They’re going to make sure that people like Nicholas Jacob Draven and Hardcore Fred never amount to anything.
*Suddenly, The Enforcer stands up. He places his EPWF World Heavyweight Championship over his right shoulder and walks up to the podium. Timothy Draven takes a step backwards and gives The Enforcer a moment to speak.*
The Enforcer: I explained to you a long time ago that one day, I would be a freak unleashed….and when I was….there would be hell to pay for a lot of people. You see, as soon as news broke about Nicholas Jacob Draven creating a new federation, I knew it was my time. I went directly to my long time friend, Timothy Draven, and I told him I wanted to go to the EPWF. While I loved working for Timothy Draven, I knew I could go to the EPWF and destroy everyone. That’s when Timothy Draven told me he had a huge idea. He told me he wanted to “fire” me from the AWA. He knew his son would see this, and immediately offer me a contract. Sure enough, on a Sunday evening, Timothy Draven released me from the AWA, and by 7am the next morning, I had a phone call from Nicholas Jacob Draven, asking me to sign a contract. It was rather funny though when Bo Benjamins was brought into the deal. He had been released from the AWA for a while. He needed time off to heal from injuries. Well, as soon as Timothy Draven started to talk about plans, he told me he had someone else in mind. As soon as I heard it was Bo Benjamins, I knew we were going to be unstoppable.
*The Enforcer slaps his EPWF World Heavyweight Championship a couple times. The flashes go off even more.*
The Enforcer: So you look at Wrestlefest I, and you see what happened. Just like Timothy Draven said….we took over. We destroyed everyone in front of us, and from that moment on, there no longer was an EPWF….there was only The New High Rollers!
*Bo Benjamin stands up and walks next to The Enforcer. The Enforcer takes a seat. Bo Benjamins looks out at the interviewers.*
Bo Benjamins: Whats up you bunch of dumb fucks!
*There is a loud roar of boo’s from the interviewers.*
Bo Benjamins: It’s amazing to me. Time passes, but one thing remains the same. You’re all still a bunch of low life fucks with no life!
*The Enforcer claps his hands in agreement. The New Connection claps as well.*
Bo Benjamins: Let’s make something crystal clear. This whole thing that’s taken place has been a plan. An incredibly brilliant plan set forth by an incredibly brilliant man…Timothy Draven! You see, when we sat down and planned this, Timothy Draven told us that we were giving The Enforcer the chance he deserved to destroy everyone. I’m a mother fucking team player. I back up my friends no matter what the cost. If Timothy Draven says it’s The Enforcers time to shine, then mother fucker, you’d better believe I’m going to back him up. So understand this, no matter what, I support The Enforcer as the EPWF World Heavyweight Champion. But Whitey Ford, understand this….I’m coming after the EPWF Xtreme PPV Championship. At the next PPV, I want a title shot. As for anyone who’s planning on going after The Enforcer….I suggest that you think twice. Hardcore Fred, Nicholas Jacob Draven, and anyone else who thinks they’ve got a chance….think again. The New High Rollers are on top of the EPWF World, and no one’s going to stop us….NO ONE!
*Bo Benjamins takes a seat next to his girlfriend Jill. Timothy Draven stands up once again and walks up to the podium.*
Timothy Draven: So now that we’ve talked about the EPWF….
*Suddenly, from the doorway, in walks Nicholas Jacob Draven and Hardcore Fred. Both guys have EPWF T-Shirts on. Nicholas Jacob Draven has a microphone in hand and has no problems interrupting his father.*
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Whoaaaaaaa Pops….you might wanna hold up right there. Just because you’re the almighty and great Timothy Draven doesn’t mean that you get to come out here with your stables full of morons and make all the rules. The EPWF is MY FEDERATION….so what happens in the EPWF IS UP TO ME….NOT YOU!
*Timothy Draven has a cocky look on his face.*
Nicholas Jacob Draven: So understand this….next month, we’ve got a PPV on November 1st called EPWF PRESENTS: NOVEMBER 2 REMEMBER!!!! At that PPV, The Enforcer will put his EPWF World Heavyweight Championship on the line against….HARDCORE FRED….BO BENJAMINS….AND MYSELF….NICHOLAS JACOB DRAVEN!
*Flashes were going off like crazy. The Enforcer had a grin on his face.*
Timothy Draven: Do you think we’re supposed to be worried about that match. You’re putting yourselves in a match against The New High Rollers….you guys don’t have a chance.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: You might not think so….but how long will The Enforcer be able to keep one of us from pinning the weakest link, Bo Benjamins? Remember, The Enforcer won’t need to be pinned to lose the title. Hell, maybe I’ll walk into the match, lay down, and let Hardcore Fred pin me. Sure, I won’t win the title, but honestly, knowing that you assholes aren’t the champion will be well worth it! So Enforcer, enjoy your month….because at November 2 Remember, you’re going to lose that title….one way or another!
Timothy Draven: SECURITY, GET THESE UNINVITED GUESTS OUT OF MY BUILDING!
*Sure enough, security comes in to escort NJD and Hardcore Fred from the building. While this is happening, MJ Windsor stands up and heads to the podium. What does he have to say?*
(please let MJW reply first)
