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Post by SLAM II on Oct 20, 2009 13:22:23 GMT -4
"Smoke and Wine" by Hank 3 hits the pa-system. The crowd gets to their feet with a mixed reaction of cheers and sneers, but the AWA Undisputed walks out smiling gracefully tapping his title. Slam senior follows behind him with a sledgehammer resting over his shoulder.[/color]
-MTMT- "Last night was a wave of surprises for the champion and Ripper"
-Jesse Ventura- "For the champion? For Ripper? What about Jordan, he was the one who got clocked in the head! Then the New Connection were all knocked out in their locker-room, EPWF is behind all of this!"
-MTMT- "Thats a big accusation Jesse!"
-Jesse Ventura- "Its facts Matt! And I think the Slam's are in on all of it, working for another company thats just wrong, and I hope Ripper brutually ends Slam 2 this Sunday"
Slam 2 and his father got into the ring, Slam 2 grabs a microphone.[/color]
-Slam 2- "Alright last night, what the fuck was going on?"
He puts the microphone at his fathers mouth, he shrugs shaking his head.[/color]
-David Slam- "Your guess son is about as good as mine"
-Slam 2- "But hey Jordan, thanks for taking that like a non-champion!"
Slam 2 laughs and begins to pace the ring.[/color]
-Slam 2- "And Draven good job with secruity man, if I worked for you and was attacked I'd fucking kick you ass! BUT!! But don't worry you've got what's coming to you buddy, I can garuntee that buddy"
Slam 2 quits pacing and removes the title from his shoulder and holds it up.[/color]
-Slam 2- "But thats all a different story, I'm out here to talk about this golden object here, and face to face without the interuption from outside forces to the man who is going to face me this Sunday, Ripper...Come out here pal! Honestly its just me and you I got an equalizier if any one wants it any other way"
Slam senior swings the sledghammer in his hand, grinning.[/color]
-Slam 2- "I respect you Ripper, but days are counting down quickly for us to throw respect out the window, to step into the ring, and to put on a fucking wrestling clinic....But I haven' had time really to talk to you face to face...So come on down Ripper"
((let ripper respond first))
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Post by Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy on Oct 20, 2009 18:46:47 GMT -4
:: The fans are not waiting long as the lights dim and the giger-esque images begin to flash on the screen as the fevered panting of a man who sounds like he is running away from something is heard. As the music slowly starts the lights begin to flash with the peaks as the ghostly whispers of “I got no way to switchback” begin to waft around the arena. Eventually the music explodes into full swing along with a loud “I’M RIPPER!” and an even louder pyrotechnic which explodes from the titantron and sends sparks raining down on the entrance ramp. From behind the entrance gates strolls the hardcore legend himself. Ripper has a very serious look on his face and is dressed in a long flowing pinstripe trench coat, black trousers and a white shirt. He is wearing a set of very old looking sunglasses made of brass. In tow as usual is his personal assistant Scorpion wearing his usual white suit however, what is odd is that also in tow is long time rival Anthony Jordan. ::
Matt Tassel: “Well this certainly is a turn up for the books.”
Jesse Ventura: “What Ripper turning up or Ripper turning up without a stupid look on his face?”
Matt Tassel: “I was more referring to Ripper showing up with Anthony Jordan.”
Jesse Ventura: “That was also an option pondered on.”
:: Ripper, flanked by Anthony Jordan and Scorpion, begins the walk down to the ring. Without breaking line of sight with the man standing in the ring Ripper slaps hands with the fans who are leaning over to touch the former champion::
Jesse Ventura: “I honestly don’t know which one to support. The choice is far to difficult.”
Matt Tassel: “Well...”
Jesse Ventura: “It’s not like it matters anyway. Whoever it is, they are going to lose the title to Mr. Windsor in the end.”
Matt Tassel: “Isn’t that a bit presumptuous?”
Jesse Ventura: “You’re a bit presumptuous!”
Matt Tassel: “Very mature Jesse.”
:: Ripper, Anthony Jordan and Scorpion all reach the ring at the same time and all walk up the stairs before ducking under the top rope one after the other again not taking their eyes off Slam and Slam Sr. As the three stand the music dies down and the house lights are brought back up. Ripper reaches up and pulls off his glasses folding the legs back in on themselves he places them into a breast pocket on the inside of his coat, he then reaches into the opposite side and pulls out a microphone::
Matt Tassel: “Ripper coming prepared with his own equipment.”
Jesse Ventura: “What is our equipment not good enough for him or something?”
Matt Tassel: “I think Ripper was just saving time by bringing his own microphone. It saves him having to pick one from ringside.”
Jesse Ventura: “He just thinks that he is better than us.”
Matt Tassel: “Seriously why do you always do this? Always so nitpicky.”
Ripper: “Slam don’t take any offense to the fact I brought AJ and Scorpion out with me. I took Scorpion out with me because if I don’t chances are he’ll get lost in the back somewhere and we won’t see him for weeks. AJ is out here because we seem to have finally started getting along. You’ll see the montage where we became friends soon enough.”
:: Ripper smiles to the audience at the obvious gap between when AJ and Ripper went from enemies to friends. ::
Ripper: “And to be quite frank I don’t trust you or your hillbilly father.”
:: The fans predominantly cheer Ripper although a section of fans do boo the insult aimed towards Slam Sr.::
Ripper: “No need to get annoyed though I do just call them as I see them. You know you really should try singing this whole country and western thing you got backwards. Never know you may get a life and people will stop thinking you love the cock.”
:: Once again the same reaction from the fans. AJ and Scorpion seem be enjoying this Slam and Slam Sr. seem less than impressed by what Ripper is saying::
Ripper: “Look I don’t mean to be insulting. Do you think I’m being insulting?”
:: Slam goes to answer but Ripper quickly cuts him off.::
Ripper: “Sorry Slam I don’t have the time, patience nor the actual ability to care about what you think. You see you’ve been running your mouth for a month now about how you’re the best and how you want MJW. About how you want to beat him but that isn’t important at the moment. You see this Sunday you are walking into the ring with me. The hardcore madman. I’m willing to admit that last month you beat me and that is why you are the one walking around with that title and not me. “
:: Slam nods in agreement with Ripper and pats the title ::
Ripper: “But the fact of the matter and you know this. This match on Sunday is a completely different match from the one we had last month. This one is just you and me. One and one and Slam you know you can’t beat me. Sure you can talk the talk but when it comes to walking the walk you don’t have what it takes.”
:: Ripper lowers his microphone to let the words settle in turning to his right he looks at Jordan then turns to look at Scorpion before continuing. ::
Ripper: “You see Slam five months ago I returned from an extended hiatus. I returned to a company that was in a chaotic state. I fought hard to get to the top and within a month I had received my world title shot and I defeated Michael John Windsor and Anthony Jordan to capture the world heavyweight title. You see Slam I worked my way to the top. I didn’t just get lucky in a match that every single person in the card was involved in. It wasn’t just happenstance that got me to the world title. Hell all of your titles have been gained through luck. You won the world title by pouncing on MJW, don’t get me wrong I’m not saying that was wrong, and you won the world title in a match that everyone was in. There is a huge difference between earning a title and getting lucky and I can assure you this. So long as I’m breathing you will not be getting lucky again this Sunday.”
Matt Tassel: “Ripper may have been having intermittent appearances yesterday but he is back and he seems to be even more determined than ever.”
Jesse Ventura: “Can we not just give the title to MJW and skip a month?”
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Post by SLAM II on Oct 21, 2009 13:41:42 GMT -4
Slam rubbed his chin and looked at Ripper.[/color]
-Slam 2- "You don't trust us Ripper?"
-David Slam- "Well that hurts our feelings"
-Slam 2- "Yeah because I like you Ripper, why do you think I hit that numb fuck last week to get you your message? If I didn't like you I would have came directly to you"
-David Slam- "And punched you square in the mouth"
Slam 2 nodded in agreement. Scorpion however asked off microphone, 'why don't you like me?'.[/color]
-Slam 2- "But I also am insulted that you don't think I've deserved this title, that I didn't earn my shot at it? Where are you getting your information dick-weed?"
-David Slam- "I must back up his retort, Ripper"
-Slam 2- "Back up a bit also, why do you care how I took the Hardcore title from Windsor? I knocked down from his cloud a bit and legally I won the Hardcore title fair and square. I busted my ass literally blood, flesh from my own body, and I broke ground around here by not giving a fuck!"
-David Slam- "Then sad as if it is, I got robbed of the title by the Connection, and then I was told I wasn't in any condition to fight in the main event! WHAT you people fail to know here is I fought my way through secruity to get to that ring, yeah Draven can pay to have a lot covered up Ripper! I came out and took care of buisness Ripper, I beat the 'hardcore madman', and yes I use that term loosely Ripper because I just don't think your that man anymore"
Ripper shifted position, he had been hit.[/color]
-David Slam- "I agree, you just don't have the edge Ripper"
-Slam 2- "So fuck you buddy, respect I guess goes nowhere in this buisness does it? You don't think I've earned this title and I don't think you've earned the right to call yourself hardcore of any fact"
Slam 2 shoots Ripper the finger.[/color]
-Slam 2- "Till Sunday, I don't want to see your face bitch"
Slam 2 turns his back to Ripper, but he ducks quickly as Slam senior leaps over his son, and lands with the sledgehammer directly in the gut of Ripper. As Ripper falls Slam senior chaces Jordan and Scorpion out of the ring. Slam 2 laughs kicking Ripper in the ribs.[/color]
-Slam 2- "Don't trust anybody, good choice in butt buddy's Ripper!"
Slam senior stands guard walking the ring keeping back the other two men.[/color]
-Slam 2- "Ripper you failing to see my point, your on the band wagon with the others. I'm not losing this title anytime soon, I promise you that too. Sunday will be nothing but a regular ass whipping delt out by me"
Slam 2 kicks Ripper again, then again, and once more with a lot of force. He laughs crazily and spits on Ripper.[/color]
-Slam 2- "And I guess since you want to claim as long as your breathing I'm not winning...hahah...ahahah...hahah...We'll change that shit real fuckign quick!"
Slam 2 looks away from Ripper and points to the closest camera.[/color]
-Slam 2- "Heed my words superstars....I've got a devil on my shoulder and stepping into the ring with me might just be a fucking mistake!"
"Smoke & Wind" by Hank 3 begins to play again as Slam 2 stands over the pain squirming Ripper. The scene ends.[/color]
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Oct 22, 2009 10:02:59 GMT -4
*Having enough of this, Jordan grabs Slam Senior by his leg and pulls him out of the ring. He hits the mat outside with a sick thud. Jordan then points down at the former wrestler and turns to Scorpion and yells "Squirrel Tactic!" Scorpion then pounces on Slam Senior wildly running around and attacking him like a wild squirrel was set loose on the elder Slam.*
MTMT: "I've heard of that technique, but never seen it."
Ventura: "It's just as underwhelming as I pictured it would be."
*Jordan slides into the ring as the fans cheer. Slam II is still taunting Ripper. He never sees Jordan as "The Role Model" rushes up behind him, hooks a Waistlock, and throws Slam II back with a German Suplex. The crowd goes wild as Slam II drops the sledgehammer and rolls out of the ring. Jordan picks it up and sets it next to Ripper to keep it away from its owner as he picks up the microphone.*
MTMT: "Kind of ignoring Ripper's well-being."
Ventura: "They're not that good of friends."
*Jordan looks at Slam II, who angrily stares back at him and doesn't notice his dad still being victim to the Squirrel Tactic.*
Jordan: "Wow, you had to take a cheap shot with a sledge to knock Ripper down. That is impressive, kid. I am really amazed. Know what is more amazing? I can do it with my bare hands!"
*The crowd roars loudly as Slam II teases entering the ring, but doesn't.*
Jordan: "Now I really do not care about your match. Ripper and I just had to be friends to survive the tag match, and neither of us is sure that it will extend much longer than that."
*The crowd boos as Jordan shrugs.*
Jordan: "Leopards do not change their spots, but that does not mean I was going to set idly by and let you cheap shot a man I grudgingly respect."
MTMT: "But that is what he did."
Jordan: "No, I did not run from the original, broken down David Slam. It is just that I am not used to being around him and when body odor like that closes in on you, the natural reaction is to flee. However, once I got my barrings back, I settled the matter."
*Jordan points at Scorpion still going wild on Slam Senior. Slam II finally notices and rushes over to aid his father. Sensing danger Scorpion slides into the ring and makes some tough taunts as the crowd loves it. Jordan shoves him in the back.*
Jordan: "Besides, I would not have been subject to his body odor if you had taken him when he rushed us. Way to let down Team Jordan."
*Scorpion picks up a microphone.*
Scorpion: "We're Team Jordan?"
Jordan: "Of course."
*Jordan turns to Ripper who is still struggling to recover and not ready to rise, yet.*
Jordan: "You okay with that, Greg?"
*Ripper obviously is in no position to reply.*
Jordan: "Team Jordan it is!"
*The crowd laughs and cheers as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*
Ventura: "I don't think I can stomach this. Please let them become enemies again."
MTMT: "Even when they were enemies, they still did this."
*"The Role Model" turns to the Slams.*
Jordan: "Good job on wasting your best cheap shot on Ripper for before the pay-per-view. You had a perfect opportunity to take him out during the match and keep your title, but you blew it because you got wittle Slam's feelwings got hurt."
*He makes the crying gesture near his eyes.*
Jordan: "You gave up the one advantage you had. That is why the Slams never went anywhere. You are idiots controlled by your emotions. Rips is going to heal, and he will be in tip-top shape when he comes to take your title."
*The crowd cheers again as Jordan turns to Ripper.*
Jordan: "And I get the first shot, right, Greg?"
*No reply from Ripper.*
Jordan: "Great!"
*He gives his goofy grin again.*
Jordan: "But I have to get ready to have a real wrestling match this Sunday. I have sixty minutes of pain and suffering to inflict on Chris Holtz to prove my superiority, which means more to me than your fool's gold. The winner of Ripper/Slam II might be the champion, but after I win, I will be the very best."
*Jordan waits for Ripper to get his wits together and get back up as he and Scorpion keep the Slams at bay.*
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