Post by theegomjw on Oct 22, 2009 3:27:54 GMT -4
The bell sounds, local wannabe talent 'Bobby Dazzler' turns and walks straight into a leaping MJ Windsor, catching him around the neck and bringing him crashing to the canvas, MJ smirks and makes the cover followed by the referee pounding the mat 3 times.
MJ gets to his feet and instructs Khris Heaven to bring him a mic
Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
What a match! What a damn fine match!
MTMT
Your kidding right, it last approx 5 seconds, infact i looked down at this ridculous script that Mr Draven is trying to get me to read from and by the time i looked back up the ref had MJ's hand in the air!
Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
MJ was in the ring, therefore it was awesome!
MTMT
Awesome?
Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
Yep! He is MJ and he is awesome!
MTMT
Riiiiiight.
Khris has now joined MJ in the ring and handed the mic over, Big Ego has been cut as MJ lifts the mic to his face
"The EGO" MJ Windsor
You people paid to see me tonight and you need to be thankful that i obliged...
MJ stops, he looks down at Dazzler and shakes his head before turning to Khris and talking to her off mic.
A second later Khris walks over to the ropes and yells down at some of the crew, her high pitched tone can be heard by at least the first 20 rows
Khris Heaven
GET THIS SACK OF SHIT OUT OF MJ's RING RIGHT NOW!!!
MJs eyes widen after hearing Khris speak, some of the fans begin to laugh
MTMT
MJ wants a sack of shit removed from his ring?
Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
Er, yeah he does! And whats wrong with that?
MTMT
Nothing i guess, i just suspect he should be laying down for a treatment like that.
Ventura just looks confused. Back in the ring the 'sack of shit', being Dazzler is pulled out from under the bottom rope and escorted away from ringside.
"The EGO" MJ WINDSOR
Do i need any further proof that you people are nothing but pond life when you laugh at an innocently meant comment like that?
Pathetic, i now regret treating you people to that outstanding performance you all just witnessed, but contray to popular belief, whilst i am superior to each and every one of you, i can not turn back time so you all can just count yourselves lucky.
Now, the reason i showed that SACK OF SHIT absolutely no mercy and allowed him exactly ZERO offence is because i wanted to prove a point...
...recently i heard the drug fueled ramblings of the current 'holder' of the AWA World Championship, 'Baby Slam' suggest that he and that lumbering lump Ripper were going to put on a 'wrestling clinic'?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me? We have a guy who can hardly even lift his own weight and a guy who is usually seeing more than double!
What you all just witnessed in that 5 seconds show stealer was 10 times the match your going to see between those two...
...The match they are going to have will be a shambles, the match will be a wash out and the match will be irrelivant within moments of it coming to a thankful end because after that match, your hero, your mentor and your future AWA World Champion will be in the ring, in the MAIN EVENT and i will save the damn show from going down the toilet!
So, you have now all bee warned in advance of the shocker you will witness on sunday between the 2 biggest wasters in the AWA, but you can rest easy and sleep well in the knowledge that MJ Windsor will, without even trying, provide you with the greatest night of entertainment you have ever had the pleasure of experiencing in your sorry pointless lives!
MJ drops the mic and smirks as BIG EGO hits, Khris sits down on the middle rope as MJ hops through it and both members of the New Connection head to the back
MJ gets to his feet and instructs Khris Heaven to bring him a mic
Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
What a match! What a damn fine match!
MTMT
Your kidding right, it last approx 5 seconds, infact i looked down at this ridculous script that Mr Draven is trying to get me to read from and by the time i looked back up the ref had MJ's hand in the air!
Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
MJ was in the ring, therefore it was awesome!
MTMT
Awesome?
Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
Yep! He is MJ and he is awesome!
MTMT
Riiiiiight.
Khris has now joined MJ in the ring and handed the mic over, Big Ego has been cut as MJ lifts the mic to his face
"The EGO" MJ Windsor
You people paid to see me tonight and you need to be thankful that i obliged...
MJ stops, he looks down at Dazzler and shakes his head before turning to Khris and talking to her off mic.
A second later Khris walks over to the ropes and yells down at some of the crew, her high pitched tone can be heard by at least the first 20 rows
Khris Heaven
GET THIS SACK OF SHIT OUT OF MJ's RING RIGHT NOW!!!
MJs eyes widen after hearing Khris speak, some of the fans begin to laugh
MTMT
MJ wants a sack of shit removed from his ring?
Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
Er, yeah he does! And whats wrong with that?
MTMT
Nothing i guess, i just suspect he should be laying down for a treatment like that.
Ventura just looks confused. Back in the ring the 'sack of shit', being Dazzler is pulled out from under the bottom rope and escorted away from ringside.
"The EGO" MJ WINDSOR
Do i need any further proof that you people are nothing but pond life when you laugh at an innocently meant comment like that?
Pathetic, i now regret treating you people to that outstanding performance you all just witnessed, but contray to popular belief, whilst i am superior to each and every one of you, i can not turn back time so you all can just count yourselves lucky.
Now, the reason i showed that SACK OF SHIT absolutely no mercy and allowed him exactly ZERO offence is because i wanted to prove a point...
...recently i heard the drug fueled ramblings of the current 'holder' of the AWA World Championship, 'Baby Slam' suggest that he and that lumbering lump Ripper were going to put on a 'wrestling clinic'?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me? We have a guy who can hardly even lift his own weight and a guy who is usually seeing more than double!
What you all just witnessed in that 5 seconds show stealer was 10 times the match your going to see between those two...
...The match they are going to have will be a shambles, the match will be a wash out and the match will be irrelivant within moments of it coming to a thankful end because after that match, your hero, your mentor and your future AWA World Champion will be in the ring, in the MAIN EVENT and i will save the damn show from going down the toilet!
So, you have now all bee warned in advance of the shocker you will witness on sunday between the 2 biggest wasters in the AWA, but you can rest easy and sleep well in the knowledge that MJ Windsor will, without even trying, provide you with the greatest night of entertainment you have ever had the pleasure of experiencing in your sorry pointless lives!
MJ drops the mic and smirks as BIG EGO hits, Khris sits down on the middle rope as MJ hops through it and both members of the New Connection head to the back