A dirty win isn't really a win....

['The Solution' Jake Andrews]

(The AWA fans sit around the arena when they hear 'Devour' in their ears. They begin to boo as the AWA World Champion comes out. He's carrying his world title cradled in his arm, held against his chest. He holds it up high as the fans boo even louder. He smirks as he lowers it and heads down to the ring. He holds out his arms to show off his own 'Future Undisputed Champion of the AWA' t-shirt. It looks just like Anthony Jordan's but only in a black and yellow font. He places his title on the apron as he has gotten to the ring and rolls under the ropes. He gets to his feet and picks up his title. He cradles it in his arm as he reaches through the ropes and demands that he gets a mic. Miss Taylor gets up but he demands she sit down. He then looks over to Jesse Ventura and asks if he can give him the mic. Jesse obliges and gets Jake the mic. Jake nods in a sign of respect as his music fades and he addresses the world.)


'The Solution': Why is it, that every single time I'm about to pick up an important victory, someone has to get in the way?!

Last night, I was about to beat Jordan all by myself when that rat partner decided to take a cheap shot at me!

And what happens?

JORDAN GETS THE WIN!


(The fans cheer as Jake lowers his head and shakes in dissapointment. Jake raises his head and takes a breath. He opens his mouth and shuts it as he looks around, listening to the fans.)


'The Solution': Let me tell you something Jordan,

A dirty win like that? Not really a win.

You see, my own partner turned on me and cost me the match...cost US the match! He sacrificed a win just so I could feel defeat. As if beating me in December in a cheap, dirty, lucky way wasn't good enough.

It's not my fault.....


(Jake can't speak right now as the fans cheer the fact that he lost the title to NJD in December.)


'The Solution': It's not my fault that he couldn't win fair and square!

It's not my fault that he's such a bastard that MJW couldn't even stand to be in the ring with him....and quit!

Now? Now he thinks he's going to take it out on me and, that's fine.... I'll deal with him when the time becomes apropriate.

Let's talk about Anthony Jordan, your IC Champion.


(Once again, Jake is stopped by the cheers of the fans. He stands with his feet firm as his head tilts to the side as if trying to listen to a few specific fans. He then turns his whole body and looks up at the ramp.)


'The Solution': In fact, I would like Anthony Jordan to come out right now!

RIGHT NOW!


That's what I thought, A COWARD!


(The fans boo as Jake grins after giving only mere seconds for AJ to try and make it out before calling him a coward.)


'The Solution': This Sunday, at Battle of Champions three, I will step into the ring with him. Let me tell you though....

....NJD will NOT be in my corner ready to screw me over and let AJ get the win. No way, no how!

Not this time pal! But, that's not important is it? Because even if NJD was there? I'd beat him within an inch of his life. I'd beat him so badly that AJ would have a heart attack while looking at the motionless body of NJD.

NJD, though, isn't the only man who will be a motionless body. Anthony Jordan will be. When he feels the new and improved 'Ultimate Solution' he won't be able to kick out. It'll be like stealing chocolate from an anorexic.... Like yourself....


(A few fans boo as the camera shows a very skinny girl yelling up at Jake Andrews.)


'The Solution': I'll be happier than happy to put an end to his title reign and notch myself into the history books again.

Look, Jordan might have been a hall of famer in all his other places but.....

....he will NEVER beat what I'm about to put into the hall of fame....

....myself!


(Jake Andrews flashes his cocky grin as teh fans boo. He then places his title on the mat, laid out in a straight line.)


'The Solution': Hell, I'd be willing to bet that Jordan isn't even man enough to come stand face to face with me in front of MY world championship!

He's all coward and no power!


(The fans cheer as 'Evenflow' plays. Jake looks annoyed and a little taken back as he quickly bends over and snatches up his title. He stands agaisnt the far ropes holding his title against his body with both arms.)

[Anthony Jordan]

*"The Role Model" shows up at the top of the ramp as the fans are going wild. Wearing a "Future Quadruple Undisputed World Champion" T-shirt, a pair of khakis, and his AWA Intercontinental Title around his waist, Jordan starts walking down the ramp. He slaps hands with a few fans on the way down until he gets to the steps. He quickly hops up them and enters the ring walking straight up to Jake Andrews. After a brief staredown, Jordan backs off to the far corner where a microphone is waiting for him.*

MTMT: "The two champions of AWA are going to wage war soon. Both are fighting for a place in history."

Ventura: "The place is reserved for Jake. He is the only man with three AWA World Heavyweight Title reigns. He is a born winner!"

*"Even Flow" cuts off as Jordan lifts up the microphone.*

Jordan: "Do you think I care about a win in a handicap match? Sure, I beat two AWA World Heavyweight Champions by myself, which no one has ever done before. It is amazing and better than anything you could do, but that did not make me the Undisputed World Champion. The only match I care about winning is at Battle of Champions."

*Jordan walks to the middle of the ring as Andrews stays in his corner clutching his title.*

Jordan: "This is our crossroads, Jake. From the time I first came to the AWA, I knew you were good for nothing. I knew you could not be trusted, and I was right. I knew you could not beat me, and I was right."

Andrews: "Don't make me roll the footage again."

*The fans boo as "The Solution" smirks.*

Jordan: "'The footage?' You mean the footage of a crooked referee giving you a fast three count? Well, in the words of a wise man I know you respect, a dirty win is not really a win!"

*The crowd explodes as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Jordan: "But if you want to duel with footage, I can play the ending of our match at Divide and Conquer where I beat you fair and square in the middle of the ring. That is a clean win, so it is a real win. The only real win that has happened in our rivalry by your logic!"

Ventura: "Jake reserves the right to redefine things like that!"

*Jordan pauses to let that last remark hit home. With no reply, he continues.*

Jordan: "Like I said, we are at a crossroads. We both need the Undisputed World Title. You need it to prove you can actually win a match as champion. You need to prove that you are more than a guy who just keeps the belt warm."

*Andrews frowns at that remark.*

Jordan: "I need it for my fourth Undisputed World Title. I need it to prove that I am as great as I ever was. I need to show the world that Anthony Jordan can do it all by himself. I need to show the world the last bit of evidence in the case to prove myself as the greatest wrestler ever!"

*The fans go wild as Jordan smirks and points to Andrews.*

Jordan: "We both need it, but you need it more. I am in three hall of fames, won the Undisputed World Title in every federation I wrestled in, and have reigned for more days than you have been employed in the wrestling business. My legacy is secure. But, Jake, yours is in limbo. When I beat you, everyone will be saying how you luck up and win by fluke. Sure, you have a lot of flukes in you, but champions are defined by their reigns, not by how many times they win a title. Your legitimacy as a champion is on the line, and I know how scared that makes you."

*"The Role Model" stares at "The Solution."*

Jordan: "You are getting desperate, and that is your biggest mistake. This match is weighing you down. Each day the pressure builds on your shoulders. You will be Jake Andrews: legitimate champion or Jake Andrews: guy who got really lucky three times. You have the chance to be something really good or really bad. I do not have that pressure. Regardless of the outcome, I am still Anthony Jordan, and that alone is better than anything you could ever produce."

*The fans pop loudly as Jordan lowers his hand and pats his Intercontinental Title.*

Jordan: "I have held this belt for one-hundred twenty-one days, and I am going strong. Your knees are shaking on day twenty-nine. You are not going to make it, Jake. Not as a champion, I mean I do not know if you are going to make it to Battle of Champions. You are probably going to pee yourself, slip on it, and break your back."

*The fans cheer as Andrews shakes his head. Jordan just shakes his head.*

Jordan: "You shake your head like you think I am lying. Want proof that you are losing it? You actually think Nicky Draven has my back. What idiot would think that? Would he rather face Undisputed World Champion Anthony Jordan, a man who hardly ever loses a match, let alone a title or Undisputed World Champion Jake Andrews, a man he is undefeated against?"

*The fans cheer as Andrews adjusts the belt on his shoulder and takes a couple of steps toward Jordan.*

Jordan: "Nicky wants you to win. I called him out to the ring earlier on that same accusation. With you as champion, he will be the hero when he beats you. He is your biggest fan right now. He joined the Jake Andrews Fan Club. Congratulations, your club finally got its first member!"

*Jordan offers his hand. This gesture makes the fans laugh. Andrews obviously doesn't take his hand, so Jordan pulls it back.*

Jordan: "Everyone in the AWA has your back at Battle of Champions. They all hate me. They know when I win the Undisputed World Title I will be an unstoppable force. If you win the Undisputed World Title...guaranteed free title win for them!"

*Andrews steps up to Jordan as he gives his goofy grin.*

Ventura: "Take him out, Jake!"

MTMT: "I don't think he really wants any."

Jordan: "Did I hurt your feelings, big guy? Going to 'Solution' me or whatever it is you do? What are you going to do? Solve two plus two? You solve some basic math, and 'The Role Model' will solve how to knock you out cold and walk away with your belt!"

*The fans go wild with cheers and laughter.*

Ventura: "He is so lucky you're holding me back, Matt! If not, I'd teach Jordan a lesson myself!"

MTMT: "I'm three feet away from you."

*Jordan gives his goofy grin and slaps Andrews on the shoulder.*

Jordan: "I will get a copy of Miss McCreary's third grade math test, give it you, let you find all those solutions, and you can turn it in at Battle of Champions. If you get the extra credit question right, I will let the match last ten minutes so you might get a chance to look good!"

*Once again the fans laugh and cheer as Jordan chuckles and turns back to the ramp.*

Jordan: "Seriously, guys? I have to main event against the best math student this side of the Mississippi complete with his Alfalfa hair cut. That is the best the AWA can do? Really? Was Buckwheat busy or something?"

*The fans are laughing as the Intercontinental Champion takes a step back and motions with his thumb toward the ramp.*

Jordan: "This is getting too easy. Just leave so I will not feel guilty about crushing you psychologically."

**Does Andrews leave?**