Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Oct 27, 2009 15:18:05 GMT -4
* The night began with the founder of EPWF, Nicholas Jacob Draven in the center of the ring with Hardcore Fred. Both men received a huge ovation from the fans. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Surprise Attack. Tonight, I've got one hell of a show for you. The opening match will have The Dare Devil Johnny Blaze taking on Zig "Big" Johnson in an anything goes match. Basically, there are no rules, all you need to do is pin your opponent inside this ring.
Chris O'Neal: Fuck yeah! I love matches like that!
Joey Styles: Don't we all.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: The next match we're going to see is going to be a huge tag team match. We're going to see the EPWF Xtreme PPV Champion, Whitey Ford, teaming up with The Submission Expert, Blade Hart to take on Insane Shane Richardson and The Weasel Frankie Rotten in a falls count anywheres match!
Chris O'Neal: Wow, two awesome matches so far.
Joey Styles: Tonights gonna kick serious ass O'Neal.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: And in our main event.....you're going to see The New High Rollers, The Enforcer and Bo Benjamins teaming up with Extreme Monsta to take on the two of us, NJD, Hardcore Fred, and our tag team partner, Crazy Donnie!
* The fans all exploded with cheers for the huge main event match. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: This is the last Surprise Attack before November 2 Remember so I feel as though I should set a couple things straight. While Fred and I are teaming up tonight, we both understand that at the PPV, it's every man for himself, and we won't hold back from doing what's needed to become the EPWF World Heavyweight Champion. Don't you agree Fred?
Hardcore Fred: No doubt. I don't care who I need to pin....I'm leaving with that belt.
* NJD just laughs a bit. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Well, you'll be leaving with the belt....IF you can get past me!
* Hardcore Fred grins. *
Hardcore Fred: Pleeeeease! I've got this shit covered. No offense Nicky, but I've been in this business a hell of a lot longer than you. I know what it takes to be a champion....for longer than a month! In my daddy's federation!
* The fans all let out a loud "ohhhhhh"....NJD looks a little pissed about the comment. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: It's alright Fred....make your jokes....we'll see what happens at November 2 Remember!
* "Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum Homie" blasts through the arena. From the back, The American Idol Jonas Lee comes out with his shit eating grin from ear to ear. He struts down the ramp and slides in the ring. He walks right up to NJD and Hardcore Fred and shakes both of their hands. *
Jonas Lee: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyum!
* The fans all let out a loud "Dayyyyyyum" right back at him. He just grins. *
Jonas Lee: Nicky....Nicky....Nicky....buddy!
Nicholas Jacob Draven: What's up Jonas. What do you need?
Jonas Lee: Well....I'm out here to make a huge announcement myself. You see, when your dick head father decided to fire me from the AWA, I knew I needed to do something....I knew I needed to shake up the wrestling world....sooooo, I did what I felt was right....I went directly to the EPWF Board of Directors....and as of today....you're looking at the new EPWF COMMISSIONER!!!!
Joey Styles: OH MY GAWD! Jonas Lee is the EPWF Commissioner!
Chris O'Neal: I should have been the commish. I'd do a better job than Jonas Lee.
* Everyone cheers. Nicholas Jacob Draven looks a little pissed off. It's obvious that Jonas Lee never went to NJD to ask him for a job. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Wow....so you're the new Commissioner huh? Without even talking to me, you've been given a high up position in the company huh?
Jonas Lee: Dayyyyyyyyyum straight homie!
Nicholas Jacob Draven: I see....well....congradulations Jonas. I'm sure you'll do a good job....and always do what's best for the EPWF!
Jonas Lee: You'd better believe it!
* Things were definitely odd as Surprise Attack took it's first commercial break. *
* After the break, Johnny Blaze was in the ring getting ready to take on Zig Johnson. The match began and Johnny Blaze flew through the arena. The fans were going wild, loving the show that Johnny Blaze was putting on. The match went back and forth, but in the end, Johnny Blaze climbed the ropes and went for "suicide" (shooting star press, but when he comes down, he lands on the opponent with nothing more than his knees), but as he flipped through the air, Zig Johnson jumped up and hit "The Dirty Sanchez" (Super Kick). Zig made the cover and picked up the huge win. After the match, Zig Johnson made it known that at N2R, he was going to defeat the three other men in his match and become the number one contender for the EPWF Xtreme PPV Championship. *
* In the back, Jonas Lee was shown getting his new office all set up. Bo Benjamins came in with The Enforcer. They let Jonas Lee know that while he might be the commissioner, The New High Rollers were the ones running the show. Jonas Lee grinned and told The New High Rollers that they should get out of his office before he stripped The Enforcer of his World Heavyweight Championship. The New High Rollers glared at the new commissioner and slowly walked out of his office. *
* The next match was the tag team match. Whitey Ford and Blade Hart taking on Insane Shane and Frankie Rotten. This match was a Falls Count Anywheres match, and the match started out in the back. All four men were brawling in the back. Whitey Ford and Frankie Rotten were throwing each other all over the back while Blade Hart and Insane Shane were throwing punches back and forth. In one quick motion, Blade Hart dropped Insane Shane and locked in the sharp shooter. Insane Shane was in serious amounts of pain and looked as if he was going to tap out, but out of nowhere, Frankie Rotten grabbed Blade by the head and hit a huge DDT on the pavement. As soon as Frankie stood up though, he was hit in the face by a chair that was thrown by Whitey Ford. Ford grabbed Rotten and went for a Backtoss Piledriver, but Rotten got out of the move, hit Grunge Rock(Stunner) and picked up the win for his team. *
* In the back, Nicholas Jacob Draven walked into Jonas Lee's office. NJD wanted Jonas Lee to know that while he might be the commissioner, NJD was still the founder and if Jonas Lee over stepped his boundaries, NJD wouldn't think twice about removing his power status from him. Jonas Lee smiled and dropped another bombshell. Jonas Lee told NJD that in order for Jonas Lee to be fired, the board would have to meet and vote on him being fired. NJD himself could not fire Jonas Lee. NJD had an annoyed look on his face as he walked away. *
* The main event was a huge 3 on 3 match. With all 6 men in the ring, the bell rang. Crazy Donnie and Bo Benjamins started the match together. Bo Benjamins made a quick tag to Extreme Monsta. Monsta came in the ring and started to get the upper hand. Suddenly, Hardcore Fred leaned over the ropes and tagged himself in. Fred went right after Monsta and started throwing punches left and right. Extreme Monsta started to back up a bit, but suddenly Monsta took control by grabbing Fred by the throat and chokeslamming him. Monsta made the cover, but NJD broke up the count. This brought Bo Benjamins in. Bo Benjamins and NJD were brawling back and forth. Crazy Donnie and The Enforcer were throwing punches back and forth as well. Just as it seemed as there might not be an ending to the match, NJD locked Bo Benjamins in the sharpshooter. It looked as if Bo Benjamins was about to tap out, but suddenly, The Enforcer grabbed NJD by the throat and hit a huge chokeslam. Crazy Donnie clotheslined Extreme Monsta out of the ring. Both men landed on the outside of the ring. Hardcore Fred came running at The Enforcer and hit a huge shoulder block. The Enforcer stumbled backwards and fell out of the ring. Bo Benjamins came running at Hardcore Fred, but Fred grabbed Bo and hit Droppin' The Dime. Fred dropped down, made the cover, and picked up the win. Hardcore Fred stood there with a huge smile on his face, knowing that if at November 2 Remember he pins Bo Benjamins like that, he'll be the new World Heavyweight Champion. Fred pointed at his waist, letting everyone know that at November 2 Remember, he's going to win the new title. *
* Off Air *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Surprise Attack. Tonight, I've got one hell of a show for you. The opening match will have The Dare Devil Johnny Blaze taking on Zig "Big" Johnson in an anything goes match. Basically, there are no rules, all you need to do is pin your opponent inside this ring.
Chris O'Neal: Fuck yeah! I love matches like that!
Joey Styles: Don't we all.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: The next match we're going to see is going to be a huge tag team match. We're going to see the EPWF Xtreme PPV Champion, Whitey Ford, teaming up with The Submission Expert, Blade Hart to take on Insane Shane Richardson and The Weasel Frankie Rotten in a falls count anywheres match!
Chris O'Neal: Wow, two awesome matches so far.
Joey Styles: Tonights gonna kick serious ass O'Neal.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: And in our main event.....you're going to see The New High Rollers, The Enforcer and Bo Benjamins teaming up with Extreme Monsta to take on the two of us, NJD, Hardcore Fred, and our tag team partner, Crazy Donnie!
* The fans all exploded with cheers for the huge main event match. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: This is the last Surprise Attack before November 2 Remember so I feel as though I should set a couple things straight. While Fred and I are teaming up tonight, we both understand that at the PPV, it's every man for himself, and we won't hold back from doing what's needed to become the EPWF World Heavyweight Champion. Don't you agree Fred?
Hardcore Fred: No doubt. I don't care who I need to pin....I'm leaving with that belt.
* NJD just laughs a bit. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Well, you'll be leaving with the belt....IF you can get past me!
* Hardcore Fred grins. *
Hardcore Fred: Pleeeeease! I've got this shit covered. No offense Nicky, but I've been in this business a hell of a lot longer than you. I know what it takes to be a champion....for longer than a month! In my daddy's federation!
* The fans all let out a loud "ohhhhhh"....NJD looks a little pissed about the comment. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: It's alright Fred....make your jokes....we'll see what happens at November 2 Remember!
* "Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum Homie" blasts through the arena. From the back, The American Idol Jonas Lee comes out with his shit eating grin from ear to ear. He struts down the ramp and slides in the ring. He walks right up to NJD and Hardcore Fred and shakes both of their hands. *
Jonas Lee: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyum!
* The fans all let out a loud "Dayyyyyyum" right back at him. He just grins. *
Jonas Lee: Nicky....Nicky....Nicky....buddy!
Nicholas Jacob Draven: What's up Jonas. What do you need?
Jonas Lee: Well....I'm out here to make a huge announcement myself. You see, when your dick head father decided to fire me from the AWA, I knew I needed to do something....I knew I needed to shake up the wrestling world....sooooo, I did what I felt was right....I went directly to the EPWF Board of Directors....and as of today....you're looking at the new EPWF COMMISSIONER!!!!
Joey Styles: OH MY GAWD! Jonas Lee is the EPWF Commissioner!
Chris O'Neal: I should have been the commish. I'd do a better job than Jonas Lee.
* Everyone cheers. Nicholas Jacob Draven looks a little pissed off. It's obvious that Jonas Lee never went to NJD to ask him for a job. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Wow....so you're the new Commissioner huh? Without even talking to me, you've been given a high up position in the company huh?
Jonas Lee: Dayyyyyyyyyum straight homie!
Nicholas Jacob Draven: I see....well....congradulations Jonas. I'm sure you'll do a good job....and always do what's best for the EPWF!
Jonas Lee: You'd better believe it!
* Things were definitely odd as Surprise Attack took it's first commercial break. *
* After the break, Johnny Blaze was in the ring getting ready to take on Zig Johnson. The match began and Johnny Blaze flew through the arena. The fans were going wild, loving the show that Johnny Blaze was putting on. The match went back and forth, but in the end, Johnny Blaze climbed the ropes and went for "suicide" (shooting star press, but when he comes down, he lands on the opponent with nothing more than his knees), but as he flipped through the air, Zig Johnson jumped up and hit "The Dirty Sanchez" (Super Kick). Zig made the cover and picked up the huge win. After the match, Zig Johnson made it known that at N2R, he was going to defeat the three other men in his match and become the number one contender for the EPWF Xtreme PPV Championship. *
* In the back, Jonas Lee was shown getting his new office all set up. Bo Benjamins came in with The Enforcer. They let Jonas Lee know that while he might be the commissioner, The New High Rollers were the ones running the show. Jonas Lee grinned and told The New High Rollers that they should get out of his office before he stripped The Enforcer of his World Heavyweight Championship. The New High Rollers glared at the new commissioner and slowly walked out of his office. *
* The next match was the tag team match. Whitey Ford and Blade Hart taking on Insane Shane and Frankie Rotten. This match was a Falls Count Anywheres match, and the match started out in the back. All four men were brawling in the back. Whitey Ford and Frankie Rotten were throwing each other all over the back while Blade Hart and Insane Shane were throwing punches back and forth. In one quick motion, Blade Hart dropped Insane Shane and locked in the sharp shooter. Insane Shane was in serious amounts of pain and looked as if he was going to tap out, but out of nowhere, Frankie Rotten grabbed Blade by the head and hit a huge DDT on the pavement. As soon as Frankie stood up though, he was hit in the face by a chair that was thrown by Whitey Ford. Ford grabbed Rotten and went for a Backtoss Piledriver, but Rotten got out of the move, hit Grunge Rock(Stunner) and picked up the win for his team. *
* In the back, Nicholas Jacob Draven walked into Jonas Lee's office. NJD wanted Jonas Lee to know that while he might be the commissioner, NJD was still the founder and if Jonas Lee over stepped his boundaries, NJD wouldn't think twice about removing his power status from him. Jonas Lee smiled and dropped another bombshell. Jonas Lee told NJD that in order for Jonas Lee to be fired, the board would have to meet and vote on him being fired. NJD himself could not fire Jonas Lee. NJD had an annoyed look on his face as he walked away. *
* The main event was a huge 3 on 3 match. With all 6 men in the ring, the bell rang. Crazy Donnie and Bo Benjamins started the match together. Bo Benjamins made a quick tag to Extreme Monsta. Monsta came in the ring and started to get the upper hand. Suddenly, Hardcore Fred leaned over the ropes and tagged himself in. Fred went right after Monsta and started throwing punches left and right. Extreme Monsta started to back up a bit, but suddenly Monsta took control by grabbing Fred by the throat and chokeslamming him. Monsta made the cover, but NJD broke up the count. This brought Bo Benjamins in. Bo Benjamins and NJD were brawling back and forth. Crazy Donnie and The Enforcer were throwing punches back and forth as well. Just as it seemed as there might not be an ending to the match, NJD locked Bo Benjamins in the sharpshooter. It looked as if Bo Benjamins was about to tap out, but suddenly, The Enforcer grabbed NJD by the throat and hit a huge chokeslam. Crazy Donnie clotheslined Extreme Monsta out of the ring. Both men landed on the outside of the ring. Hardcore Fred came running at The Enforcer and hit a huge shoulder block. The Enforcer stumbled backwards and fell out of the ring. Bo Benjamins came running at Hardcore Fred, but Fred grabbed Bo and hit Droppin' The Dime. Fred dropped down, made the cover, and picked up the win. Hardcore Fred stood there with a huge smile on his face, knowing that if at November 2 Remember he pins Bo Benjamins like that, he'll be the new World Heavyweight Champion. Fred pointed at his waist, letting everyone know that at November 2 Remember, he's going to win the new title. *
* Off Air *
