Post by 'The Solution' Jake Andrews on May 2, 2009 7:31:02 GMT -4
(The fans sit in the AWA Arena, talking amongst themselves when 'Devour' starts to ring through their ears. They immediatley turn their attention to the entrance with cold, unwelcoming, jeers. 'The Solution' steps out with the world title around his waist. He is wearing one of his 'Your Solution' t-shirts that he had when he first arrived in the AWA.)
MTMT: Jake Andrews is coming out and, I can only assume it's to address his HUGE match with Anthony Jordan and that's...tomorrow!
Jesse: I'm sure he's not worried about it one bit. And it's 'The Solution'....not Jake Andrews
('The Solution' makes his way to the ring with little crowd interaction this time as he climbs up and through the top and middle rope.)
MTMT: Look at that. Jake didn't even bother to yell at a fan, threaten a fan, or assault a fan. He must be pretty focused on Anthony Jordan.
Jesse: Or....he's tired of these fans already. He is 'The Solution' and well Matt....some of you people can't keep up with his mental capabilities.
MTMT: What, is he an X-Men now? Mental Capabilities?!
('The Solution' reaches through the ropes and grabs a mic as the music is starting to fade to nothing.)
'The Solution': "Life is not tried,
It is merely survived,
If you're standing outside the fire"
('The Solution' looks around as not a single person realizes he is quoting 'Standing Outside The Fire' by Garth Brooks)
'The Solution': Of course! Of course.....
no one around here knows what good music is because you're all to busy listening to Jackasses like Lil' Wayne, Eminem, Canine West.
No one in this entire arena knows Garth Brooks?!
(There isn't a reaction from the crowd, letting 'The Solution' know that....there isn't anyone within ear shot that knows the song.)
'The Solution': Now, I love the rock just as much as the next guy. AC/DC, Metallica, Shinedown, Jonas Brothers....
(Some of the rock fans in the arena take offense to hearing the Jonas Brothers being classified with them. 'The Solution' shrugs and continues.)
'The Solution': There's this love that is burning
Deep in my soul
Constantly yearning to get out of control
Wanting to fly higher and higher
I can't abide standing outside the fire.
That love deep in my soul? Defeating Anthony Jordan and becoming the ULTIMATE LEGEND in the AWA.
The AWA will have to sit down and rewrite every history book they can find! This desire to be the best will take me to the top. This fortune of mine will be fulfilled this Sunday.....
And so will Anthony Jordan's when he is left looking up at the lights.... That's if he's even conscience.
(The fans boo 'The Solution' as he looks around like there is fire in his eyes.)
MTMT: 'The Solution' doesn't look quite like himself today. He doesn't seem as cocky as usual and, I can't remember even seeing one of those shit eating smirks on his face.
Jesse: Hey, Matt, let it go. 'The Solution' can do whatever he wants. He's the world champion and future undisputed champion of champions around here.
MTMT: I'm just kinda tired of hearing that lame country song.
Jesse: Yeah, Country might not be to enjoyable but, Garth Brooks is as legendary as....as.... Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!
'The Solution': My time is now and I'll be damned if I'm going to let Jordan ruin this. Battle of Champions will be my night!
I mean, what happened at the last two?
The first one? I was lucky to be on. I had some two bit match against some guy that wasn't even good enough to remember. Of course, I won and shoved it down Jaxon and Cage's throat.
The second one? I lost my World Title because of some two bit hack who thought it'd be funny to distract me as I was reaching up to pull MY title down. Some no good, useless son of a bitch that I should have beaten the piss out of in the Chamber. We all know who this waste of good air is....
MTMT: Jake really is more intense and high strung then usual.
Jesse: I might have to agree. I don't think in the past year, I've ever heard him call someone a bitch.... But, at least you have to admit, when it comes to the guy he's talking to, it's a good word to use.
MTMT: I'll keep my opinion to myself but, I will say.... you are right
('The Solution' grabs his title from around his waist and unsnaps the buttons. He holds it up to face height and stares at it for a few seconds.)
'The Solution': Right now, Anthony Jordan is standing outside the fire and...
....well, that's very, VERY bad news for him.
Why? Because he's going to lose. Then, Chantelle won't look at him....not even TALK to him again.
You peons will lose all hope in him because, you'll realise he's just not THAT good!
(The fans take note that they were insulted and barely get a jeer in before a large group start a 'Role Model' chant. 'The Solution' Places his title over his shoulder.)
'The Solution': Chant and cheer all you want. It will NEVER change the fact that Anthony Jordan isn't ready for 'THe Solution' on SUnday.
He's not ready now.... he won't be ready tomorrow night.
I can actually see Anthony Jordan trying to walk inside the ring of fire with me. Ready to take me at my own game. But, as he gets burned, and his attempts fail.... he'll start to relay on all of you....
....and it will only be a matter of time before you see he can't do it. Then? Then you'll stop supporting him and you will cheer for the only man that matters in the AWA.....
'THE.....SOLUTION!'
(The fans are booing and jeering as 'The Solution' finally flashes one of his cocky, arrogant smirks that the fans hate to see.)
MTMT: Jake Andrews is coming out and, I can only assume it's to address his HUGE match with Anthony Jordan and that's...tomorrow!
Jesse: I'm sure he's not worried about it one bit. And it's 'The Solution'....not Jake Andrews
('The Solution' makes his way to the ring with little crowd interaction this time as he climbs up and through the top and middle rope.)
MTMT: Look at that. Jake didn't even bother to yell at a fan, threaten a fan, or assault a fan. He must be pretty focused on Anthony Jordan.
Jesse: Or....he's tired of these fans already. He is 'The Solution' and well Matt....some of you people can't keep up with his mental capabilities.
MTMT: What, is he an X-Men now? Mental Capabilities?!
('The Solution' reaches through the ropes and grabs a mic as the music is starting to fade to nothing.)
'The Solution': "Life is not tried,
It is merely survived,
If you're standing outside the fire"
('The Solution' looks around as not a single person realizes he is quoting 'Standing Outside The Fire' by Garth Brooks)
'The Solution': Of course! Of course.....
no one around here knows what good music is because you're all to busy listening to Jackasses like Lil' Wayne, Eminem, Canine West.
No one in this entire arena knows Garth Brooks?!
(There isn't a reaction from the crowd, letting 'The Solution' know that....there isn't anyone within ear shot that knows the song.)
'The Solution': Now, I love the rock just as much as the next guy. AC/DC, Metallica, Shinedown, Jonas Brothers....
(Some of the rock fans in the arena take offense to hearing the Jonas Brothers being classified with them. 'The Solution' shrugs and continues.)
'The Solution': There's this love that is burning
Deep in my soul
Constantly yearning to get out of control
Wanting to fly higher and higher
I can't abide standing outside the fire.
That love deep in my soul? Defeating Anthony Jordan and becoming the ULTIMATE LEGEND in the AWA.
The AWA will have to sit down and rewrite every history book they can find! This desire to be the best will take me to the top. This fortune of mine will be fulfilled this Sunday.....
And so will Anthony Jordan's when he is left looking up at the lights.... That's if he's even conscience.
(The fans boo 'The Solution' as he looks around like there is fire in his eyes.)
MTMT: 'The Solution' doesn't look quite like himself today. He doesn't seem as cocky as usual and, I can't remember even seeing one of those shit eating smirks on his face.
Jesse: Hey, Matt, let it go. 'The Solution' can do whatever he wants. He's the world champion and future undisputed champion of champions around here.
MTMT: I'm just kinda tired of hearing that lame country song.
Jesse: Yeah, Country might not be to enjoyable but, Garth Brooks is as legendary as....as.... Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!
'The Solution': My time is now and I'll be damned if I'm going to let Jordan ruin this. Battle of Champions will be my night!
I mean, what happened at the last two?
The first one? I was lucky to be on. I had some two bit match against some guy that wasn't even good enough to remember. Of course, I won and shoved it down Jaxon and Cage's throat.
The second one? I lost my World Title because of some two bit hack who thought it'd be funny to distract me as I was reaching up to pull MY title down. Some no good, useless son of a bitch that I should have beaten the piss out of in the Chamber. We all know who this waste of good air is....
MTMT: Jake really is more intense and high strung then usual.
Jesse: I might have to agree. I don't think in the past year, I've ever heard him call someone a bitch.... But, at least you have to admit, when it comes to the guy he's talking to, it's a good word to use.
MTMT: I'll keep my opinion to myself but, I will say.... you are right
('The Solution' grabs his title from around his waist and unsnaps the buttons. He holds it up to face height and stares at it for a few seconds.)
'The Solution': Right now, Anthony Jordan is standing outside the fire and...
....well, that's very, VERY bad news for him.
Why? Because he's going to lose. Then, Chantelle won't look at him....not even TALK to him again.
You peons will lose all hope in him because, you'll realise he's just not THAT good!
(The fans take note that they were insulted and barely get a jeer in before a large group start a 'Role Model' chant. 'The Solution' Places his title over his shoulder.)
'The Solution': Chant and cheer all you want. It will NEVER change the fact that Anthony Jordan isn't ready for 'THe Solution' on SUnday.
He's not ready now.... he won't be ready tomorrow night.
I can actually see Anthony Jordan trying to walk inside the ring of fire with me. Ready to take me at my own game. But, as he gets burned, and his attempts fail.... he'll start to relay on all of you....
....and it will only be a matter of time before you see he can't do it. Then? Then you'll stop supporting him and you will cheer for the only man that matters in the AWA.....
'THE.....SOLUTION!'
(The fans are booing and jeering as 'The Solution' finally flashes one of his cocky, arrogant smirks that the fans hate to see.)