Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on May 4, 2009 22:17:19 GMT -4
* The Golden Child, Nicholas Jacob Draven can be seen in the back, standing next to Skip Newman. *
Skip Newman: Nicholas, let me ask ya. What do you think about Battle Of Champions III?
* NJD rubs his head. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: I think Khris Heaven should play for a major league baseball team. That bitch knows how to swing a bat.
* Skip Newman laughs a little. NJD keeps rubbing his head. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: What do I think about BoCIII? Well, Kevyn Kash is the number one contender....who cares. If I want a shot, I'll cash in my rematch clause....MJW didn't show, so I picked up a count out win over my half brother....who cares....Khris Heaven attacked me....again, who cares....and Anthony Jordan is the new Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Again, who cares.
Skip Newman: You seem to be in a bad mood.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: It's simple. My brother has a bigger vagina than Paris Hilton, and Khris Heaven has a bigger cock than Lexington Steel....It's pretty simple to see what happened. MJ knew all along what the truth was, but he didn't want to come face to face with it. He was supposed to face me in a Terror Dome Match, but he chickened out of it....then, after he made his "big comeback", he had a jacked up dyke knock me out with a baseball bat....I did not get a Battle Of Champions III match....I did not get to tear my brother apart inside a Terror Dome Match....no, I got to have a verbal confrontation with my brother, and then, like we're used to, he cheap shotted me. He stabbed me in the back when he turned on me, and last night, he tried to do the same thing. It's pathetic, and as soon as I get my hands on MJ....he'll regret ever turning his back on Nicholas Jacob Draven....WINDSOR!
* Skip Newman can tell this interview is getting pretty heated. *
Skip Newman: Uhhh, lets change the topic....how about next weeks Anarchy. What do you think about your match?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Double The Fun!
Skip Newman: Huh?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: You heard me. Double The Fun! The Enforcer and Gordon Biggs.....two huge men.....both trying to get their old jobs back....trying to make a name for themselves by beating up on the bosses son....the hell with them....I'm not worried about them. I'll let those two over sized bags of shit take each other out, and then I'll jump in when I'm needed, and I'll pick up the win. Nothing else needs to be said.
Skip Newman: Anything else to say?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Yeah, Michael....you're facing Kevyn Kash.....make sure you look over your shoulder at all times because paybacks are a bitch!
* With that said, NJD walks away from Skip Newman. *
Skip Newman: Nicholas, let me ask ya. What do you think about Battle Of Champions III?
* NJD rubs his head. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: I think Khris Heaven should play for a major league baseball team. That bitch knows how to swing a bat.
* Skip Newman laughs a little. NJD keeps rubbing his head. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: What do I think about BoCIII? Well, Kevyn Kash is the number one contender....who cares. If I want a shot, I'll cash in my rematch clause....MJW didn't show, so I picked up a count out win over my half brother....who cares....Khris Heaven attacked me....again, who cares....and Anthony Jordan is the new Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Again, who cares.
Skip Newman: You seem to be in a bad mood.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: It's simple. My brother has a bigger vagina than Paris Hilton, and Khris Heaven has a bigger cock than Lexington Steel....It's pretty simple to see what happened. MJ knew all along what the truth was, but he didn't want to come face to face with it. He was supposed to face me in a Terror Dome Match, but he chickened out of it....then, after he made his "big comeback", he had a jacked up dyke knock me out with a baseball bat....I did not get a Battle Of Champions III match....I did not get to tear my brother apart inside a Terror Dome Match....no, I got to have a verbal confrontation with my brother, and then, like we're used to, he cheap shotted me. He stabbed me in the back when he turned on me, and last night, he tried to do the same thing. It's pathetic, and as soon as I get my hands on MJ....he'll regret ever turning his back on Nicholas Jacob Draven....WINDSOR!
* Skip Newman can tell this interview is getting pretty heated. *
Skip Newman: Uhhh, lets change the topic....how about next weeks Anarchy. What do you think about your match?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Double The Fun!
Skip Newman: Huh?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: You heard me. Double The Fun! The Enforcer and Gordon Biggs.....two huge men.....both trying to get their old jobs back....trying to make a name for themselves by beating up on the bosses son....the hell with them....I'm not worried about them. I'll let those two over sized bags of shit take each other out, and then I'll jump in when I'm needed, and I'll pick up the win. Nothing else needs to be said.
Skip Newman: Anything else to say?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Yeah, Michael....you're facing Kevyn Kash.....make sure you look over your shoulder at all times because paybacks are a bitch!
* With that said, NJD walks away from Skip Newman. *
