Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Jan 19, 2010 16:09:29 GMT -4
**'The Breakfast Song' plays as Crazy Bill steps out. The small house show crowd cheers as he holds his Jeff Jarrett action figure who has duct tape holding his head on, up high while heading to the ring. He rolls under the ropes and to his feet as Miss Taylor hands over the mic.**
Crazy Bill
I would like to introduce you all to the newest entrant to the Stairway to Heaven match!
**The fans cheer as Crazy Bill looks at Jeff Jarrett in his hand. Suddenly, 'Big Ego' plays as MJ Windsor comes out with Khris Heaven, James Lucas and Timothy Draven.**
MJ Windsor
Listen here tubby! I retired you! YOU CANNOT COMPETE IN A RING! EVER!
**MJ obvisouly looks angered, as he should be since Crazy Bill is trying to take back the point of MJ's victory. Timmy Draven takes the mic from MJ Windsor while he calms down.**
Timmy Draven
Now, I know I'm suspended by the board until further notice but, I had to watch my sons back one last time. He's right Bill. He retired you. The match contract stated you cannot compete in the wrestling world ever again!
**The fans boo as Crazy Bill looks at his Jeff Jarrett action figure, then back up at The Connection.**
Crazy Bill
Hold on Timmy. Hold on Mikey. We never told ANYONE that I was going to compete! We NEVER said I was going to be in the Stairway to Heaven match! No, instead, let me introduce you to the man I will manage to greatness with the help of the man who is managing me to greatness....
**Crazy Bill holds up Jeff Jarrett as 'Crazy Train' plays. Suddenly, someone runs out and smashes a chair across James Lucas' back. MJ Windsor and Timmy are on guard as the younger man runs wildly to the ring and slids in. He jumps to his feet and holds the chair up as you hear him yelling.**
Man
WOOOOHOOOOO! YEAH YEAH YEEEAAAHHH!!!! OOOOWWWW BABY!
**The man's hair is shaking everywhere as he wails his head and arms around. The music stops as Crazy Bill watches the man and raises his mic.**
Crazy Bill
Let me introduce you to my nephew! TO Crazy Donnie's nephew! CRAZY CAREY!
**The fans cheer as Crazy Carey is on a turnbuckle, wailing his arms around and yelling.**
Crazy Carey
YEAH! WOOOOHOOOO BABY! OOOOWWOOOWWOOOWWWW!!!!
(^thanks for Bill for that segment)
* Timothy Draven, MJ Windsor and Khris Heaven help James Lucas up to his feet. James Lucas rubs his neck. James Lucas whispers something in Timothy Dravens ear. Timothy Draven raises his microphone. *
Timothy Draven: Well well well Billy Boy....I should have known you would find a way to sneak back into my company. Let me guess, you either convinced the Board, or my wife to give you a management contract right?
* Crazy Bill shakes his head yes. *
Timothy Draven: And you got them to give your nephew a contract as well.
* Again, Bill shakes his head yes. *
Timothy Draven: Well Bill, it is funny because what you just did....was commit career suicide for you and your nephew. Crazy Carey wants to be in the Stairway to Heaven match....thats fine by me....he wants to hit the AWA Hardcore Champion in the back....thats fine as well....because Billy Boy....before I was suspended by the board.....I made one change to the Stairway to Heaven match....I made it that whoever wins the match....does not get to choose what title they will go after....no Billy Boy....I made it that whoever wins the Stairway to Heaven match will get to face the AWA Hardcore Champion....my boy....James Lucas....even if it is a Chaos superstar....if they win, they will get a chance to face James Lucas and get a chance to win the AWA Hardcore Championship.
* James Lucas asks for the microphone. *
James Lucas: Crazy Carey, I am hoping you win the match because now you're a marked man. I'm going to teach you a lesson of a lifetime. Crazy Carey, I'm going to destroy you....and show you that I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
* Commercial Break *
* The first match was the four team, tag team match. This match was insane. Multiple times, all eight superstars were in the ring brawling. Crazy Bill and Crazy Carey were both at ringside watching the action. In the end, it was Extreme Monsta who chokeslammed Bo Benjamins. All hell was breaking loose and Lucius Bird made the cover and picked up the win for his team. The action did not stop at that point though. All eight men continued to beat the hell out of each other. At one point, Kevin Kash picked up Chris Holtz and tossed him out of the ring....Holtz landed odd and instantly grabbed his knee. EMT's came rushing out to look after him. Inside the ring, the brawl continued. Suddenly, Crazy Carey pulled out a huge ladder. He set the ladder up outside the ring and climbed up. Inside the ring, everyone was brawling. They all looked up just as Crazy Carey was flying through the air. Crazy Carey landed on top of the competitors in the ring. Most of the men fell to the ground, except for Extreme Monsta and Lucius Bird. Lucius patted Extreme Monsta on the shoulder, and Monsta grabbed Crazy Carey by the throat. He lifted Monsta up in the air and hit a huge clokeslam. Lucius Bird and Extreme Monsta both headed out of the ring. *
* In the back, James Lucas was watching what had taken place. He looked over at MJ Windsor. *
James Lucas: They looked impressive.
MJ Windsor: Hey, I've been meaning to ask you. What's up with always showing respect towards people you have to face in the ring? You always tell them you are better than them, but you also show signs of respect. I don't get it.
James Lucas: Well, it's simple. I know I am better than them, but I am man enough to show someone a little respect when they deserve it. I defeated Mister Jordan just like I said I would, but you can not deny the fact that he is talented. Is he better than me? Fuck no. Is he good at what he does? Yes. I am not saying Lucius Bird or Extreme Monsta are better than me. I know they are not. I am willing to admit that they look impressive though.
MJ Windsor: I see.
James Lucas: I enjoy competition Mister Windsor. I like it when someone gives me a challenge. I like it when someone really steps up. I know you and I are the very best in the business. We are a special breed. I like having someone step up and try. It is fun to crush their dreams!
* MJ Windsor smiles at James Lucas. *
MJ Windsor: I understand it completely. Ya know kid, I'm liking you more and more every day.
* They both shakes hands as Anarchy goes to a commercial *
(^Thanks to James Lucas for part of that segment)
* The next match was Anthony Jordan and Ripper taking on The Enforcer and Frankie Rotten. This match was a brawl. All four men went right at each other. Anthony Jordan went after The Enforcer while Ripper went after Frankie Rotten. Ripper dropped Rotten with a kick to the face. The Enforcer and Anthony Jordan were exchanging blows. Ripper came running up and went for a huge boot to the face. The Enforcer grabbed Ripper by the throat. He grabbed Anthony Jordan by the throat with his other hand. The Enforcer was going for a double chokeslam, but Ripper and Anthony Jordan kicked The Enforcer in the balls. They grabbed him and tossed him out of the ring. They turned around lifted up Frankie Rotten....Ripper kicked Frankie Rotten in the stomach and then tossed him at Anthony Jordan who hit The Perfect Example and picked up the win. *
* Commercial Break *
* The main event was between The New Connection and "Team BWA"....the match was great. All four men really gave it their all. MJ Windsor and Hardcore Fred tied up a couple of times, which got the fans on their feet. Everyone has wanted to see this dream match. James Lucas and Whitey Ford ended up turning their brawl into a hardcore style match outside the ring. Soon, they were in the crowd beating the shit out of each other. Chair shots after chair shots, these two men kept attacking one another. They even tossed each other into guard rails and tables that had equipment on it. Inside the ring, MJ Windsor and Hardcore Fred were giving the fans their dream match. MJ Windsor hit an Ego Trip out of nowhere, but the referee was distracted when Anthony Jordan and Ripper got involved. Ripper pulled the referee out of the ring and decided to ask him an importnt question "hey ref, I've gotta know....how do many connection members does it take to fuck up one episode of Anarchy?"....the referee was so confused he just shook his head. The Enforcer and Frankie Rotten ran down the ring and started to brawl with Anthony Jordan and Ripper. Meanwhile. James Lucas had made it back towards the ring. He went under the ring and pulled out his sledgehammer. He slid in the ring and waited for Hardcore Fred to get to his feet. The referee was still outside the ring trying to maintain order. Hardcore Fred stood up and was met in the face with a sledgehammer. He spun around and was met with an Ego Trip from MJ Windsor. Outside the ring, Khris Heaven and The Bitch Miss Clementine got the referees attention. James Lucas dropped the sledgehammer out of the ring. The referee made the three count. MJ Windsor and James Lucas lifted each others arms up in the air. Suddenly, Whitey Ford grabbed the sledgehammer and slid in the ring. He hit James Lucas and then hit MJ Windsor. Both New Connection members were down and out. On the outside, Anthony Jordan and Ripper took care of The Enforcer and Frankie Rotten. They entered the ring. Everyone helped Hardcore Fred up. Team USCW/BWA stood there with their arms raised up in the air as Anarchy went off the air. *
Crazy Bill
I would like to introduce you all to the newest entrant to the Stairway to Heaven match!
**The fans cheer as Crazy Bill looks at Jeff Jarrett in his hand. Suddenly, 'Big Ego' plays as MJ Windsor comes out with Khris Heaven, James Lucas and Timothy Draven.**
MJ Windsor
Listen here tubby! I retired you! YOU CANNOT COMPETE IN A RING! EVER!
**MJ obvisouly looks angered, as he should be since Crazy Bill is trying to take back the point of MJ's victory. Timmy Draven takes the mic from MJ Windsor while he calms down.**
Timmy Draven
Now, I know I'm suspended by the board until further notice but, I had to watch my sons back one last time. He's right Bill. He retired you. The match contract stated you cannot compete in the wrestling world ever again!
**The fans boo as Crazy Bill looks at his Jeff Jarrett action figure, then back up at The Connection.**
Crazy Bill
Hold on Timmy. Hold on Mikey. We never told ANYONE that I was going to compete! We NEVER said I was going to be in the Stairway to Heaven match! No, instead, let me introduce you to the man I will manage to greatness with the help of the man who is managing me to greatness....
**Crazy Bill holds up Jeff Jarrett as 'Crazy Train' plays. Suddenly, someone runs out and smashes a chair across James Lucas' back. MJ Windsor and Timmy are on guard as the younger man runs wildly to the ring and slids in. He jumps to his feet and holds the chair up as you hear him yelling.**
Man
WOOOOHOOOOO! YEAH YEAH YEEEAAAHHH!!!! OOOOWWWW BABY!
**The man's hair is shaking everywhere as he wails his head and arms around. The music stops as Crazy Bill watches the man and raises his mic.**
Crazy Bill
Let me introduce you to my nephew! TO Crazy Donnie's nephew! CRAZY CAREY!
**The fans cheer as Crazy Carey is on a turnbuckle, wailing his arms around and yelling.**
Crazy Carey
YEAH! WOOOOHOOOO BABY! OOOOWWOOOWWOOOWWWW!!!!
(^thanks for Bill for that segment)
* Timothy Draven, MJ Windsor and Khris Heaven help James Lucas up to his feet. James Lucas rubs his neck. James Lucas whispers something in Timothy Dravens ear. Timothy Draven raises his microphone. *
Timothy Draven: Well well well Billy Boy....I should have known you would find a way to sneak back into my company. Let me guess, you either convinced the Board, or my wife to give you a management contract right?
* Crazy Bill shakes his head yes. *
Timothy Draven: And you got them to give your nephew a contract as well.
* Again, Bill shakes his head yes. *
Timothy Draven: Well Bill, it is funny because what you just did....was commit career suicide for you and your nephew. Crazy Carey wants to be in the Stairway to Heaven match....thats fine by me....he wants to hit the AWA Hardcore Champion in the back....thats fine as well....because Billy Boy....before I was suspended by the board.....I made one change to the Stairway to Heaven match....I made it that whoever wins the match....does not get to choose what title they will go after....no Billy Boy....I made it that whoever wins the Stairway to Heaven match will get to face the AWA Hardcore Champion....my boy....James Lucas....even if it is a Chaos superstar....if they win, they will get a chance to face James Lucas and get a chance to win the AWA Hardcore Championship.
* James Lucas asks for the microphone. *
James Lucas: Crazy Carey, I am hoping you win the match because now you're a marked man. I'm going to teach you a lesson of a lifetime. Crazy Carey, I'm going to destroy you....and show you that I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
* Commercial Break *
* The first match was the four team, tag team match. This match was insane. Multiple times, all eight superstars were in the ring brawling. Crazy Bill and Crazy Carey were both at ringside watching the action. In the end, it was Extreme Monsta who chokeslammed Bo Benjamins. All hell was breaking loose and Lucius Bird made the cover and picked up the win for his team. The action did not stop at that point though. All eight men continued to beat the hell out of each other. At one point, Kevin Kash picked up Chris Holtz and tossed him out of the ring....Holtz landed odd and instantly grabbed his knee. EMT's came rushing out to look after him. Inside the ring, the brawl continued. Suddenly, Crazy Carey pulled out a huge ladder. He set the ladder up outside the ring and climbed up. Inside the ring, everyone was brawling. They all looked up just as Crazy Carey was flying through the air. Crazy Carey landed on top of the competitors in the ring. Most of the men fell to the ground, except for Extreme Monsta and Lucius Bird. Lucius patted Extreme Monsta on the shoulder, and Monsta grabbed Crazy Carey by the throat. He lifted Monsta up in the air and hit a huge clokeslam. Lucius Bird and Extreme Monsta both headed out of the ring. *
* In the back, James Lucas was watching what had taken place. He looked over at MJ Windsor. *
James Lucas: They looked impressive.
MJ Windsor: Hey, I've been meaning to ask you. What's up with always showing respect towards people you have to face in the ring? You always tell them you are better than them, but you also show signs of respect. I don't get it.
James Lucas: Well, it's simple. I know I am better than them, but I am man enough to show someone a little respect when they deserve it. I defeated Mister Jordan just like I said I would, but you can not deny the fact that he is talented. Is he better than me? Fuck no. Is he good at what he does? Yes. I am not saying Lucius Bird or Extreme Monsta are better than me. I know they are not. I am willing to admit that they look impressive though.
MJ Windsor: I see.
James Lucas: I enjoy competition Mister Windsor. I like it when someone gives me a challenge. I like it when someone really steps up. I know you and I are the very best in the business. We are a special breed. I like having someone step up and try. It is fun to crush their dreams!
* MJ Windsor smiles at James Lucas. *
MJ Windsor: I understand it completely. Ya know kid, I'm liking you more and more every day.
* They both shakes hands as Anarchy goes to a commercial *
(^Thanks to James Lucas for part of that segment)
* The next match was Anthony Jordan and Ripper taking on The Enforcer and Frankie Rotten. This match was a brawl. All four men went right at each other. Anthony Jordan went after The Enforcer while Ripper went after Frankie Rotten. Ripper dropped Rotten with a kick to the face. The Enforcer and Anthony Jordan were exchanging blows. Ripper came running up and went for a huge boot to the face. The Enforcer grabbed Ripper by the throat. He grabbed Anthony Jordan by the throat with his other hand. The Enforcer was going for a double chokeslam, but Ripper and Anthony Jordan kicked The Enforcer in the balls. They grabbed him and tossed him out of the ring. They turned around lifted up Frankie Rotten....Ripper kicked Frankie Rotten in the stomach and then tossed him at Anthony Jordan who hit The Perfect Example and picked up the win. *
* Commercial Break *
* The main event was between The New Connection and "Team BWA"....the match was great. All four men really gave it their all. MJ Windsor and Hardcore Fred tied up a couple of times, which got the fans on their feet. Everyone has wanted to see this dream match. James Lucas and Whitey Ford ended up turning their brawl into a hardcore style match outside the ring. Soon, they were in the crowd beating the shit out of each other. Chair shots after chair shots, these two men kept attacking one another. They even tossed each other into guard rails and tables that had equipment on it. Inside the ring, MJ Windsor and Hardcore Fred were giving the fans their dream match. MJ Windsor hit an Ego Trip out of nowhere, but the referee was distracted when Anthony Jordan and Ripper got involved. Ripper pulled the referee out of the ring and decided to ask him an importnt question "hey ref, I've gotta know....how do many connection members does it take to fuck up one episode of Anarchy?"....the referee was so confused he just shook his head. The Enforcer and Frankie Rotten ran down the ring and started to brawl with Anthony Jordan and Ripper. Meanwhile. James Lucas had made it back towards the ring. He went under the ring and pulled out his sledgehammer. He slid in the ring and waited for Hardcore Fred to get to his feet. The referee was still outside the ring trying to maintain order. Hardcore Fred stood up and was met in the face with a sledgehammer. He spun around and was met with an Ego Trip from MJ Windsor. Outside the ring, Khris Heaven and The Bitch Miss Clementine got the referees attention. James Lucas dropped the sledgehammer out of the ring. The referee made the three count. MJ Windsor and James Lucas lifted each others arms up in the air. Suddenly, Whitey Ford grabbed the sledgehammer and slid in the ring. He hit James Lucas and then hit MJ Windsor. Both New Connection members were down and out. On the outside, Anthony Jordan and Ripper took care of The Enforcer and Frankie Rotten. They entered the ring. Everyone helped Hardcore Fred up. Team USCW/BWA stood there with their arms raised up in the air as Anarchy went off the air. *
